Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am partial to a nice beard and sense of humour. Chubby is fine
with me. Actually I would like a viking please
My mum said never have friends thinner or prettier than you and
always go out with short sighted men. I trust my mum ! I would
quite like someone like my dad but not 81
Chaps, bathroom shots and naked torsos are just not cool with me
and neither do I want to see you skiing flying surfing sky diving,
I'd really like to see a smiley face or even a good hat, action men
i will leave to the girls with the duck face pout on here
ah and text talk "wiv me M8s" just can't do it. Internet scammers
beware this is one smart cookie !!
I may as well be straight with you.
Some quotes from my dear family this year "you are so pretty I dont
know why you are single at your age" "why dont you stop running
around all over the city working too hard and find yourself a nice
chap who is useful" "well I dont know with a good bra and a nice
frock id say you were about 34" and finally "there is a really nice
chap who has just moved in next door he is a policeman and always
brings your dad a bit of fresh fish on a friday......" I thank
heaven I am not depending on them for an arranged marriage. So,
please if you fall into the category of "useful" can find fish for
my dad and are partial to a good frock and decent bra here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
have one teenage daughter ready to flee the nest
have one VW campervan (new acquisition - and now I need a man to
show me how to change the gas bottle)
have one partially sighted slightly deaf rescue dog - needs
have one london pad - and one job in the City
have one set of adorable parents, sister and close family
have just joined running club on the understanding that its a white
wine spritzer halfway round the course and a taxi back
am actually really truly named Juliet and WLTM someone quite mad
but in a good not scary way
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A true romance or wild at heart
Anything with Robert DeNiro
Damien rice and Bon Iver currently but love the older punk
anything healthy (with the exception of pears, and what are those
hairy things you get in Caesar salad ??)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
daughter (and family)
decent face cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I want to be when I grow up
where to go at the weekend
when the next holiday is
whether its payday yet
Why 40-50yr old men want 25yr old girls
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sad or not sadly walking the dog and driving off in the campervan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
seriously ???? I am ladyyyy. Oh go on then I'm older than 44 but
fed up of old men messaging me
You should message me if
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you know what Patum Peperium is
you are not weird
You haven't shaved your head
you are not looking for casual sex
you have a european passport so I dont have to marry you to meet
you enjoy alcohol fuelled verbal jousting
you are ginger
you are honest
you have teeth
you don't think I am perfect ... you think I am perfect for you
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