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oooohMatron

44 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 38–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Turkish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am partial to a nice beard and sense of humour. Chubby is fine with me. Actually I would like a viking please

My mum said never have friends thinner or prettier than you and always go out with short sighted men. I trust my mum ! I would quite like someone like my dad but not 81

Chaps, bathroom shots and naked torsos are just not cool with me and neither do I want to see you skiing flying surfing sky diving, I'd really like to see a smiley face or even a good hat, action men i will leave to the girls with the duck face pout on here

ah and text talk "wiv me M8s" just can't do it. Internet scammers beware this is one smart cookie !!

I may as well be straight with you.

Some quotes from my dear family this year "you are so pretty I dont know why you are single at your age" "why dont you stop running around all over the city working too hard and find yourself a nice chap who is useful" "well I dont know with a good bra and a nice frock id say you were about 34" and finally "there is a really nice chap who has just moved in next door he is a policeman and always brings your dad a bit of fresh fish on a friday......" I thank heaven I am not depending on them for an arranged marriage. So, please if you fall into the category of "useful" can find fish for my dad and are partial to a good frock and decent bra here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
have one teenage daughter ready to flee the nest
have one VW campervan (new acquisition - and now I need a man to show me how to change the gas bottle)
have one partially sighted slightly deaf rescue dog - needs walking
have one london pad - and one job in the City
have one set of adorable parents, sister and close family
have just joined running club on the understanding that its a white wine spritzer halfway round the course and a taxi back
am actually really truly named Juliet and WLTM someone quite mad but in a good not scary way
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
driving campervans
empathy
humour
cous cous
making fires
loyalty
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a girl
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A true romance or wild at heart
Anything with Robert DeNiro
Damien rice and Bon Iver currently but love the older punk tunes
anything healthy (with the exception of pears, anchovies and what are those hairy things you get in Caesar salad ??)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hairdryer
daughter (and family)
decent face cream
London
humour
toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I want to be when I grow up
family
where to go at the weekend
when the next holiday is
whether its payday yet
Why 40-50yr old men want 25yr old girls
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sad or not sadly walking the dog and driving off in the campervan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
seriously ???? I am ladyyyy. Oh go on then I'm older than 44 but fed up of old men messaging me
You should message me if
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you are not weird
You haven't shaved your head
you are not looking for casual sex
you have a european passport so I dont have to marry you to meet you
you enjoy alcohol fuelled verbal jousting
you are ginger
you are honest
you have teeth
you don't think I am perfect ... you think I am perfect for you