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JuliusRosenberg

26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This shit is weird.
I'm Danny. I work in customer service so I hate almost everyone but I'm still a pretty nice dude. I like antiques, taxidermy, oldies, whiskey and getting shit done. I'm damn good at cooking, but I can only bake one thing. Used to be a hair stylist and then a janitor and then a cook and then a bar tender. Next I'm gonna make a barbershop appear out of no where, so if you're a licensed barber, lets talk about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scrambled eggs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A homeless guy told me I look like Montgomery Clift one time, so I googled Montgomery Clift and I gotta say, I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Ender's Game, Invisible Monster, Slapstick, Tales of Ordinary Madness.
Movies: The Silence of the Lambs, The Departed, Candyman, Hobo With a Shotgun, Super Troopers, Sukiyaki Western Django, Imprint, The Fly, Primer, City of God, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!. Shows: Peep Show, Cheers, Metalocalypse, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad.
Music: Iggy Pop, Link Wray, Sam Cooke, The Addicts, GG Allin, Tom Waits, Joe Tex, Dusty Springfield, Wanda Jackson, T. Rex, Piero Umilliani, Nick Cave, Grinderman, Heart, The Misfits, The Buzzcocks.
Food: toast with margarine, red meat, popsicles, burritos, empanadas, and scrambled eggs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shrunken head.
Knives.
A brain.
Cat like reflexes.
This painting of a wolf.
A very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Godzilla vs. King Kong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crushing my enemies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't expect things to go very well...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't want me to do yoga. I'm not going to do yoga, so just drop it. If this doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48IXSbHsy8