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JumpinJohasefet

31 M Olympia, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Travelled a lot, most recently relocated from Brooklyn, NYC to Olympia for work and bought my first house which i am having a lot of fun puttering around in.

I am very sensitive and empathetic. which i think in some ways adds to my sense of humor. i've always been silly and enjoy teasing people i care about. i have a quick wit, enjoy bad puns and general punnery, the cheesier the joke the better and among close friends i enjoy dark humor.

i enjoy being a positive person and surrounding myself with healthy, lovely, positive folks that are sincere and passionate.

Creativity, silliness and humor are all equally important to me and I would regret a day if it went by without a lot of each.

I've lived in big cities (SF & NYC), rural countryside, other countries (nepal and mexico) and most parts of the usa. but oly feels like home and is just the right size.
What I’m doing with my life
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radical stuff. activism, gardening, being silly, teaching my nephews new cheesy jokes and bad stand up routines.

more specifically, I'm a union organizer and help empower working folks stand up for themselves and have a voice on the job so they're treated with dignity and respect.

i originally wanted to be an ethnomusicologist, but i've found that i'm much better suited at being a professional trouble maker.

Being an uncle is serious business for me. i must make sure they grow up as silly and weirdly themselves as possible. I may just be the funnest uncle in the history of fun uncles.

I'm focusing my free time on building a solid community of folks that i care about. I want my new house to be the most welcoming, comfy, home-y place where everyone that enters feels great. i want my house to be filled with lots of people, cooking, laughing, eating, playing games, singing songs, dancing and in general having a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crossword puzzles, playing music, being silly, organizing unions and people in unions, community organizing, radical organizing, stirring up trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my milky, creamy thighs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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philosophy books, most books about non-hierarchical stuff, permaculture, labor books, latin american lit, haruki murakami, italo calvino, john hodgman, books on organic gardening, steinbeck, borges, juan carlos onetti, mario vargas llosa, julio cortazar, omar cabezas, the list does go on

i listen to a lot of podcasts these days. some of my favorites being, the todd glass show, the best show on wfmu, professor blastoff, the long shot podcast, improv4humans, walking the room, the Ronna & beverly podcast and Superego!

TV shows: The Wire.

Movies: documentaries (just watched a great one about origami called "between the folds" & the woody allen documentary by robert weide), most wes anderson films, woody allen, almodovar, any sad movie. don't watch horror movies, i get scared.

Music: i love music. it's a big part of my life. i only think of music in 3 ways: music i love, music i don't care about, and music i don't like. as long as music is meaningful to you and can move you in some way, you're probably a decent person.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cracking-wise
bustin' beans
giving people the business
keepin' it crispy
chug-a-luggin'
crack-a-lackin'
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself
thicker milkshakes (bigger ladies)
food
feelings
gardening
music
playing music
when the 99% will occupy everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spending time with people i like and care about in one way or another, singing about what i'm doing at the moment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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how crazy it is that i've fallen in love with pretty much every 3rd ok cupid profile i click on. i then imagine our imaginary future together and it always works out well. then i click on another profile...and it starts again. i'm pretty sure i love everyone on ok cupid
You should message me if
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you're loverly or you want to cuddle while doing a crossword puzzle, watching a movie, reading books together, etc.