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June_Faucet

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I grew up in England and, after many years of gazing longingly from afar, moved to New York for grad school in 2007. I recently moved to Portland and so far I love it. I write about psychiatry and philosophy and do my best to keep my students entertained. I also just became an uncle; on the second day of his existence, my nephew peed all over me, which somehow only made him more adorable.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching undergraduates. Finishing my dissertation. Interviewing novelists.
I’m really good at
Laughing. Making sandwiches. Helping people buy clothes (if academia doesn't work out, I might have a career as a personal shopper). Grammar. Planning activities/holidays/general fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. Also, I'm English (not Irish or Australian or South African).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list could go on interminably, so as succinctly as possible:

Haruki Murakami, Jennifer Egan, and Thomas Bernhard.
Vertigo, Do The Right Thing, and La Haine.
Arrested Development, Bored to Death, and Game of Thrones (not, as I'd initially feared, horribly misogynistic).
Elliott Smith, Low, and Sleater-Kinney.
Hamburgers, avocados, and sandwiches - that one's easy.
The six things I could never do without
Email
Something to read
Friends
Winter sunshine (I fear Portland may endanger this one)
Airplanes (sorry, environment)
The BBC's online soccer commentary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which state to visit next. As a transplant from a small island, I really want to see as much of America as possible; so far I've been to 19 states, and a trip to Idaho in December will make it 20.

Anxiety (in a professional capacity).

Why I'm doomed to support sports teams that never, ever win anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was six, my sister and I played a game in which I pretended to be an unruly orphan child named Ernest. She still calls me Ern to this day.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't know how to answer this. I'm pretty sure that any person really worth meeting would bring something new and unexpected into my life, so there's something rather self-defeating about producing a laundry list of demands here. But if you like and feel comfortable with yourself, that's a good start.