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Wedding gear - you know you're doing something right aesthetically when people come up to you with confused looks and ask if you're in a band.
Too friggin' cold for anything but the leather and quilted armor.
*sigh* hate mirror pics - but this was the only place with enough light, and I wasn't gonna ask some dude in the bathroom to take my picture. It would only lead to restraining orders(or worse, invitations.)
Dreaded mirror selfie again. Unfortunate. Also unfortunate I used the term 'selfie.' C'est la vie.
The more observant of you may note my lack of fashion variety...
Wyatt makes pretty great faces. I was trying to follow suit.
This is what I look like when I grill on my balcony(complete with goggles). The neighbors ~love~ me. I am a special attraction. :-D and yes, that is a classy art print of a Twinkie on a plate on the wall.
My cybernetic prostheses give me triple strength via steel nanofiber elbow junction, and give me tactileNAH, JUST KIDDING - MP3 PLAYER LULZ.
My buddy, Sammy. Do not mind my smooshed proboscis - it is a vital tool for me to trumpet my battle victories, and to call to other elephant seals during fierce storms so we may triangulate our locations.
Didgeridoo Hero - Star Power activated. (Farrrrr too humid = sleeveless shirt, like a jackaaaaaass, awwww yeah.)
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