I am dark-humored, generous, and inquisitive.
My Self-Summary
I'm married to
cookingislife, and we're looking for
some like-minded people to meet this year (see NOTE below). What's
like-minded? Well...I find sports boring; I'm obsessed with music
and movies; I generally think people should be able to do whatever
the hell they wanna do, AS LONG AS nobody gets hurt; nothing is
sacred when it comes to humor; homophobia is pathetic; I've got a
moderate enjoyment of the outdoors; personal responsibility on
Earth seems to be sadly dwindling; I feel bad for people who are
afraid of looking silly (even though I'm occasionally one of
them).
I can be kinda quiet around strangers, but if/when I get to the
point where I feel like we "click," then I'm much more out of my
shell. (And I actually prefer to be around people who I can share
anything with. Not in a TMI way, but for instance, I don't wanna
have to worry that you'll be offended by my fantasy of decapitating
the screaming kid at the next table, or my observation that the
sculpture at the street fair looks like something from Lover's
Package.)
NOTE: Me & my wife recently bought our first house in Zillah, a
teensy town near Yakima. However, we THEN moved back to the Everett
area so she could finish her culinary degree, so we're gonna be in
Puget Sound until Summer of 2010, and then it's back to Eastern
Washington. Yay modern life!
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an office manager for my father-in-law takes up most of
my weekdays. In my free time, I'm into
arts &
entertainment,
games, etc. I'd love to do some serious
traveling someday (I need to see Japan before I die), but right now
I'm in that phase of saving for the future, paying off bills, etc.
I’m really good at
-Technical, left-brain stuff like math, spelling, details,
organization, etc.
-Not being a morning person.
-Cranium.
-Aiming...but not throwing or catching. Go figure. Maybe I should
become a sniper.
-Abstract thought.
-Metabolising whatever I eat at a really annoying speed. Go ahead,
hate me for being thin, but then I get to hate you for not having
to worry about turning into Oscar The Grouch when you've gone a
long time without eating. You won't like Bruce Banner when he's
angry, and you won't like me when I'm hungry. :)
-Making the perfect mixtape. (Actually, the perfect mixtape is an
urban legend, but I refuse to give up hope...)
-Overusing parentheses and ellipses.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'd have to ask them.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Stephen
King, especially
The Dark Tower series; The
Complete
Calvin & Hobbes
(yes, that counts as a book); musical nonfiction. I used to be a
huge reader (my parents would tell me to put the book down and
enjoy the scenery when traveling by car). But between my deepening
interest in movies/music and a full-time job that has a pretty
random schedule, I just don't have the same amount of time and
interest, unless it's something I'm really interested in
reading.
Movies: Out Of Sight, The Princess Bride, Jaws, Secretary, Rear
Window, Night Of The Living Dead, Best In Show, Psycho, A Bug's
Life, High Fidelity, Ghostbusters, Audition, The Godfather,
Ratatouille, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Alien, Young
Frankenstein, Die Hard, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fantasia, Indiana
Jones, Vertigo, Sweeney Todd, and lots more (especially horror,
sci-fi, and mind-f*ck movies)
TV: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Fawlty Towers, House, The X-Files,
Sex And The City, The Simpsons (back when it was worthwhile), Food
Network
Music:
U2,
Garbage,
Dave Matthews Band,
Prince,
The Cure,
Madonna,
R.E.M.,
Counting Crows,
Tom Petty,
Talking Heads,
Neil Young,
Oasis,
Johnny Cash, and lots more
(especially 80s/90s alt-pop/rock and 60s/70s R&B)
Food: I love food in general, but especially Chinese, Japanese, and
Cajun. I'm not a huge fan of most Southeast Asian food. I've only
had Moroccan food once, but it was really good. I love homemade
meals, but there's never enough time! :( (But my wife's a great
cook, especially when it comes to spontaneity and improv.) Overall,
I much prefer non-chain restaurants. But the Orange Chicken at
Panda Express is heavenly.
The six things I could never do without
My wife (awww), music, John Cleese, tempura, the smell of rain, and
the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Large-scale stuff: past/present/future, pop culture, history,
politics, sociology, religion, etc. And then I stop thinking about
it when I realize we're probably just gonna blow ourselves up
anyway, and I focus on the fluffy kitty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Well, it wouldn't be very private then, would it?
You should message me if
-You wanna talk to / hang out with someone who's into music,
movies, games, books, concerts, restaurants/cooking, etc.
-You're lacking one of those annoying hipster attitudes.
-You can explain to me how the hell the golf game in Wii Sports is
supposed to work.