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JuniorBaconChee

22 / M / Straight / Single

Saint Louis, Missouri

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:42am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
In progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my film degree from Webster University, working at 2 different pizza places (you could say I like pizza), and working on independent projects.

Ideally, I'll be moving to Colorado within the next 3 years to attend University of Colorado at Boulder for Aerospace Engineering.
I’m really good at
Climbing. Dancing. Kissing. Math. Counting cards. Throwing knives. Being there for people worth being there for. Match tossing. Freestyle rap. Drinking craft beer. Drinking games. Being oblivious. Avoiding the police. Embarassing who I'm with. Grammar. Science. Taking tests. Photography. Picking stupid movies to watch. Graffiti. Not paying the bills on time. Evading the Police. Talking my way out of trouble. Cuddling. Saving change. Cooking meat. Eating meat. TF2. Minecraft. Spending the day in my underwear. Enjoying myself. In progress.

Fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally, my glasses, but also my devil may care lifestyle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Life of Pi, Tao of the Wu, Fact Books, The Things They Carried, and more I can't think of.

Movies:
I'm a film major... you don't want to see this list.

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Kenny vs. Spenny, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, the Cosby Show, the Wonder Years, Misfits, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, any Universe special on Nat-Geo / Discovery, and more I can't think of.

Music:
I'm just gonna shuffle 10 songs from my iTunes and post them up.
1. Clark Gable - The Postal Service
2. My Girlfriend's Boyfriend - Her Space Holiday
3. Rules & Regulations - The Pharcyde
4. Swing Tree - Discovery
5. Every Party - Erlend Øye ft. Prefuse 73
6. Satan Is My Motor - Cake
7. The Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
8. January Wedding - The Avett Brothers
9. Sugarette - Bibio
10. Da Funk - Daft Punk

Food:
In progress.
The six things I could never do without
Intellectual stimulation.
Fun.
A strong beat (to dance or rap to).
Junk food.
Beer.
A sharpie marker.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Schrödinger's cat, the Space-time Continuum, Stellar travel, the Original 151 Pokémon, Chaotic plots, How I'm still alive, How I'd combat my way out of every situation I'm in, the day I can grow a mustache, motorcycles/scooters, fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doin' the fun. At a bar, at a friend's house - doesn't matter, just doin' it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had a genuine phobia of toilets since age 6 and am wanted by the law.

Feel free to ask why for either or both.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're actually interesting and actually interested.

Or if you'd like to take me up on a free chat.