So here I sit, revamping my profile for this website. I have Breaking Bad playing in the back ground; I'm two gin and tonics deep (with a twist). There are words that can arise sitting in a room with a computer and a drug drama that would make a lesser man's spine quiver. Lame, sad, "pretentious Bourdainesque paragraph" to name a few. But I have to wonder why. Why am I doing this at this moment? Oh yes, my old summary was horrifically outdated and the gin goaded me into it.
I suppose that the purpose of the self summary is to explain who I am in a nutshell, but a nutshell is a very difficult thing to fit a person's personality into. Here we go anyway through a series of not so witty quips.
I wish I alliterated more. I feel that I have the soul of a poet, but my soul has a touch of the downs.
I love writing in the first person, but everything I write sounds like a bad film noir.
I like making people feel uncomfortable as a form of comedy. It's an art that not many people understand and it's hilarious.
I believe that conversation between two people is a ritual to hold sacred, unless one of the people is mute.
I believe that a list should end at five points.
Some of my pictures are several years outdated so I feel I need to inform. I have, over the last several months, lost weight and become more physically active, especially after having lived in the Caribbean. There must be some new pictures taken soon.