I just moved back to the states. I was cooking for a resort. I love the culinary profession. Just ask and i'll cook an awesome meal for you.

So here I sit, revamping my profile for this website. I have Breaking Bad playing in the back ground; I'm two gin and tonics deep (with a twist). There are words that can arise sitting in a room with a computer and a drug drama that would make a lesser man's spine quiver. Lame, sad, "pretentious Bourdainesque paragraph" to name a few. But I have to wonder why. Why am I doing this at this moment? Oh yes, my old summary was horrifically outdated and the gin goaded me into it.

I suppose that the purpose of the self summary is to explain who I am in a nutshell, but a nutshell is a very difficult thing to fit a person's personality into. Here we go anyway through a series of not so witty quips.

I wish I alliterated more. I feel that I have the soul of a poet, but my soul has a touch of the downs.
I love writing in the first person, but everything I write sounds like a bad film noir.
I like making people feel uncomfortable as a form of comedy. It's an art that not many people understand and it's hilarious.
I believe that conversation between two people is a ritual to hold sacred, unless one of the people is mute.
I believe that a list should end at five points.

Some of my pictures are several years outdated so I feel I need to inform. I have, over the last several months, lost weight and become more physically active, especially after having lived in the Caribbean. There must be some new pictures taken soon.

Executive Chef at a hotel. I get to boss people around and make awesome food. It's quite a lot of fun.

I am good at making friends. I can almost always meet a new person and be friends with them in a matter of hours. I love to cook. Real cooking not 3 minute microwave masterpieces. Get to know me and i will be cooking for you before long. I play various instruments, some of them quite well.

My boyish good looks. :D Just kidding. The beard is absolutely what people notice first. It's right out in front and screaming "I'M HAIRY". So that is what I named it, Harry. Just kidding, i'm not strange enough to name my beard, but if you want to call it by name feel free.

This is a category that I could talk about for hours. Some music I listen to (a short but enlightening list): Phoenix, Public Enemy, Cole Porter, any 90's alternative, The Cure, Killswitch, Vivaldi (love classical), Miles Davis (and jazz), Grizzly Bear, The Vandals, and much more depending on my mood. Of Monsters and Men is my most current musical fascination. I just can't get enough.

Music
Food
Shelter
Humor
Friends
monkees (love em)

Slinkies on escalators and the smurfs as communists take a lot of brain power. I think about new tunings on my bass. I also like to ponder about the geologic future of the earth. It is an interesting subject.

I can usually be found grabbing a beer with friends at the bar, or grabbing a beer with friends while sitting around a patio table conversing about nonsense, physics, and linguistics, but mostly nonsense.

I'm not a very private person.

If you want to plain and simple. If you want to laugh with (or at) me. Yes I'm willing to make a fool of myself for the sake of comedy. If you just want to yak at someone for the hell of it.