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50 M Tacoma, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
When drinking
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a dynamic man, known for my mastery of reverse origami, the art of unfolding paper. I appear closer in your rearview mirror. Yard work and marksmanship are two things I find calming, I rarely do them together anymore. I have received worldwide acclaim for my creation of the tuna and salsa sandwich. The laws of physics don’t apply to me. I can deftly navigate Ikea without the use of a map. I play with my food. I can neither tell you publicly nor privately that I have ever been a member of Seal Team Six. I am agile and nimble. I haven’t tripped in 14 months, 12 days (edit: 2 days). I drink, I laugh, I socialize. I am wanted in Peru and adored in Venezuela. I started my own religion, but was excommunicated. Using my knowledge and skills in botany, I have been able to keep my violet alive for 18 days in a row. I can comb my hair without the aid of a mirror. I wear blue well. I can fly. I enjoy camping, but when I do, I do it in a hotel. I am trusted by children, dogs and drunks. I am a savvy man of mystery. I have been known to bake a thirty minute pizza in twenty minutes.

What are people saying about Jupiter?

The New York Times calls him
"Scintillating, a must see!"

Le Monde says
"Gosh, we wish he were French"

Joanna Cole, editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan Magazine says
"Me likey!! Nom nom"

Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris fame says:
"If I had it to do all over again, I would be more like Jupiter"

Pliny the Elder says:
"Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur"

I'm neither a glass half full nor half empty kind of guy, I'm more of a guy who needs a refill.

I want to find that one (1) girl who I want to share everything with, from that hilarious link, the article I just read in the WSJ, NYT or Buzzfeed, trying out that new joint that just opened up downtown and with whom I can't keep my hands off. Prefer the adventuresome type of girl who is wicked-smart with a crackling & bizarre sense of humor. Be bold, love to laugh and enjoy life. You're out there. Get over here. Hurry. We have superhero costumes to invent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making forts with couch cushions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making forts with couch cushions.
I would really like to somehow incorporate this on a first date. (Note to Jupiter: find a bar with couches)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gravity brings me down. :*(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum chromodynamics.
The propagation of strings in curved space-times using nonlinear sigma models.
Ultrahyperbolic unpredictability.

Just kidding. Puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely misbehaving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once kidnapped by a Bedouin.
I am carbon-based.
I'm not wearing underwear.
Briggs-Meyers = OMFG
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in doing any of the following:

-Go find Banana slug fights,
(either: Banana slug-fights or Banana-slug fights - we can watch 'em slug it out - ammiright?)
-Find Sumo races,
-Learn Lakota,
-See drag races- not the cars, but guys in dresses,
-Whiskey tasting,
-Pick berries,
-Learn karate,
-Build a nuclear device,
-Dig holes & fill them back in,
-Find a satellite in the night sky and name it,
-Guerilla gardening,
-Learn to paint,
-Become cardiologists,
-Build a robot,
-Try on pants,
-Build a canoe,
-Make up names for people who walk by,
-Build a chicken from spare parts,
-marathon Kung fu movies,
-Take classes to become bouncers,
-Give food to the homeless,
-Learn the five-finger-death-punch,
-Learn to play the guitar, have a song go to #1 on Billboard, fail to produce anything else relevant & forever to be known as a one-hit-wonder, spiral into a drug fueled depression only to rise like a Phoenix and write a memoir about our journey and go on a B-List reality TV show,
-Make sandwiches,
-Invent a new shade of purple,
-Go to a no-kill shelter and walk and play with some dogs,
-Get firecrackers,
-Go roller-skating,
-Make jelly and/or jam.
-learn the difference between the two.