What are people saying about Jupiter?
The New York Times calls him
"Scintillating, a must see!"
Le Monde says
"Gosh, we wish he were French"
Joanna Cole, editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan Magazine says
"Me likey!! Nom nom"
Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris fame says:
"If I had it to do all over again, I would be more like Jupiter"
Pliny the Elder says:
"Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur"
I'm neither a glass half full nor half empty kind of guy, I'm more of a guy who needs a refill.
I want to find that one (1) girl who I want to share everything with, from that hilarious link, the article I just read in the WSJ, NYT or Buzzfeed, trying out that new joint that just opened up downtown and with whom I can't keep my hands off. Prefer the adventuresome type of girl who is wicked-smart with a crackling & bizarre sense of humor. Be bold, love to laugh and enjoy life. You're out there. Get over here. Hurry. We have superhero costumes to invent.
*No animals were harmed while making this profile.