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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:44pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a dynamic man, known for my mastery of reverse origami, the art of unfolding paper. I appear closer in your rearview mirror. Yard work and marksmanship are two things I find calming, I rarely do them together anymore. I have received worldwide acclaim for my creation of the tuna and salsa sandwich. The laws of physics don’t apply to me. I can deftly navigate Ikea without the use of a map. I play with my food. I am agile and nimble. I haven’t tripped in 14 months, 12 days (edit: 2 days). I drink, I laugh, I socialize. I am wanted in Peru and adored in Venezuela. I started my own religion, but was excommunicated. Using my knowledge and skills in botany, I have been able to keep my violet alive for 18 days in a row. I can comb my hair without the aid of a mirror. I wear blue well. I can fly. I enjoy camping, but when I do, I do it in a hotel. I am trusted by children, dogs and drunks. I am a savvy man of mystery. I have been known to bake a thirty minute pizza in twenty minutes.

What are people saying about Jupiter?

The New York Times calls him
"Scintillating, a must see!"

Le Monde says
"Gosh, we wish he were French"

Joanna Cole, editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan Magazine says
"Me likey!! Nom nom"

Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris fame says:
"If I had it to do all over again, I would be more like Jupiter"

Pliny the Elder says:
"Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur"

I'm neither a glass half full nor half empty kind of guy, I'm more of a guy who needs a refill.

I want to find that one (1) girl who I want to share everything with, from that hilarious link, the article I just read in the WSJ, NYT or Buzzfeed, trying out that new joint that just opened up downtown and with whom I can't keep my hands off. Prefer the adventuresome type of girl who is wicked-smart with a crackling & bizarre sense of humor. Be bold, love to laugh and enjoy life. You're out there. Get over here. Hurry. We have superhero costumes to invent.

*No animals were harmed while making this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making forts with couch cushions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making forts with couch cushions.
I would really like to somehow incorporate this on a first date. (Note to Jupiter: find a bar with couches)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum chromodynamics.
The propagation of strings in curved space-times using nonlinear sigma models.
Ultrahyperbolic unpredictability.

Just kidding. Puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely misbehaving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once kidnapped by a Bedouin.
I am carbon-based.
I'm not wearing underwear.
Briggs-Meyers = OMFG
If we are exactly a 69% match, I will automatically 'like' you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in doing any of the following:

-Go find Banana slug fights,
(either: Banana slug-fights or Banana-slug fights - we can watch 'em slug it out - ammiright?)
-Find Sumo races,
-Learn Lakota,
-See drag races- not the cars, but guys in dresses,
-Whiskey tasting,
-Pick berries,
-Learn karate,
-Build a nuclear device,
-Dig holes & fill them back in,
-Find a satellite in the night sky and name it,
-Guerilla gardening,
-Learn to paint,
-Become cardiologists,
-Build a robot,
-Try on pants,
-Build a canoe,
-Make up names for people who walk by,
-Build a chicken from spare parts,
-marathon Kung fu movies,
-Take classes to become bouncers,
-Give food to the homeless,
-Learn the five-finger-death-punch,
-Learn to play the guitar, have a song go to #1 on Billboard, fail to produce anything else relevant & forever to be known as a one-hit-wonder, spiral into a drug fueled depression only to rise like a Phoenix and write a memoir about our journey and go on a B-List reality TV show,
-Make sandwiches,
-Invent a new shade of purple,
-Go to a no-kill shelter and walk and play with some dogs,
-Get firecrackers,
-Go roller-skating,
-Make jelly and/or jam,
-learn the difference between the two,
-Pair pared pairs,
-skip stones,
-build an empire,
-get a tattoo