Me: Short. Overweight. Balding (I don't have a receding hairline, mine is in full retreat!). Sarcastic. Educated. Funny. Sensitive. Basically, the Fishers-area version of Jason Alexander (George Costanza from Seinfield), or Danny Devito, if necessary.
You: College educated. Sarcastic. You can give as good as you get. Shorter than I. (Okay, you can be taller.) Communicative. Affectionate. Independent. Must like movies. And dogs (I don't own any dogs, but it's really just the principle of the thing.) Oh, and live theatre.
(I know these aren't all complete sentences, but you must read it as sort of following a staccato train of thought, or read it as if William Shatner were speaking it.)
[I have a tendency to write too much, so this is my new and improved, brief and to the point profile!]
If you want to know more, drop me a note and I will be more than happy to converse in complete sentences.