If you are easily offended, I WILL offend you. I'm able to laugh at most anything (My sense of humor is awesome like that). To give you an idea of what it's like...I've been called an a-hole by some of my best friends, repeatedly, but they still love me and you will too.
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JustGeeking
28 / M / Straight / Single
Woodhaven, New York
His Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 12:24pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Diet
- —
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Scorpio
- Education
- —
- Job
- Political / Government
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Pets
- —
- Speaks
- English
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If you are easily offended, I WILL offend you. I'm able to laugh at most anything (My sense of humor is awesome like that). To give you an idea of what it's like...I've been called an a-hole by some of my best friends, repeatedly, but they still love me and you will too.
I've been working on reading A Song of Ice and Fire series as well.
Oh, and if you read The Hunger Games trilogy and thought it was an example of good writing, I both loathe and disgust you. I saw so many profiles praising it, so I thought I'd check it out. I've never struggled so much to finish a book in my life. Seriously, it was like reading the same damn story three times...terrible!
Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The 13 and a Hal...oh wait I did that one already, what I meant to say was, Star Wars (Yes, I know how bad the prequels are, but damn it...it's still Star Wars), Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kung Fu Panda, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Avengers, The Dark Knight (of course), Spaceballs, Aladdin, The Hangover, The Fifth Element and many more.
T.V. Shows: Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Ultimate Spider-man, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Firefly, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Iron Chef America, and a few others.
Music: (These are the artists worth mentioning that currently inhabit my iPod) A.F.I., AC/DC, Adele, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Anamanaguchi, At the Drive-in, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Boston, Cake, Chicago, Cream, CCR, Dashboard Confessional, Deftones, The Doors, Dragonforce, The Eagles, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Godsmack, Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, Incubus, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Johann Sebastian Bach, Journey, Led Zepplin, Ludwig van Beethoven, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manson, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Metallica, Muse, MCR, NIN, Notorious B.I.G., Oasis, Pantera, Paul McCartney, A Perfect Circle, Phantom Planet, Powerglove, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Rush, Santana, Say Anything, STP, Sublime, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tool, The Used, Video Game music, Weezer, White Zombie, Yes and probably more.
Video Games: Super Mario series, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (I actually beat the Master Quest with only three hearts), Rockband 3, Assassin's Creed series, Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, all Pokemon versions, Gears of War series, Bioshock, DC Universe Online, Left 4 Dead, Fable series...just to name a few. I got me a brand spanking new Wii U as well so feel free to use me to get your hands on it.
Food: I'm a picky eater, but Japanese is pretty awesome.
(Disclaimer: For the purposes of this website the top 10-7 things I could never do without have been omitted)
Number 6. Writing
Number 5. Sarcasm
Number 4. Air
Number 3. Lungs (with which to channel number four)
Number 2. Daffodil (If you got that joke we'll get along just fine.)
And the number 1 thing I could never do without is...(drum roll please)
My brain! (Who saw that one coming? No one, that's who)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 27–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
...you know what "Ballad of the Windfish" means.
...you got the daffodil joke in my "six things" section.
...you'd make a valuable asset in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse.
...you can quote Yoda.
...you own a sonic screwdriver and/or wand.
...you know what a Hobbit is.
...you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I've been on this website before and I put everything into something that didn't work out...I'm tired of the games, I'm looking for someone who's a huge geek like me and someone I can talk to with no inhibitions. If that's you message away.
I know I joke around a lot but seriously, I'm done being single, and I'm not getting any younger. I'm looking for a woman I can someday marry. If you made it this far you owe it to yourself to message me.