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29 M Woodhaven, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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I'm a proud geek (obviously). I enjoy going out whenever I can. I'm a gamer in every sense of the word. I'm genuine, loyal, funny, creative, and most of all, sarcastic (As you'll soon find out). There will be A LOT of sarcasm in this profile. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

To start, here are some things I've learned after browsing the profiles of OKcupid:

1. Most women on here have been to an exotic and/or foreign location and have had their picture taken there. (Nothing wrong with that, I just find it to be interesting)
2. Most women on here have run some sort of race and/or marathon at least once in their lives. (Again, nothing wrong with that)
3. When a woman presents her breasts as her primary feature, surprisingly, she somehow thinks she will get sweet, thought provoking messages from mature male suitors who wish to court her (That's just silly). She is usually forced to specify in her profile that she is not interested in meaningless sex, because we all know girls who do this are just huge, giant sluts. (That was the aforementioned sarcasm by the way, I don't think that, nor have I ever propositioned anyone for casual coitus)
4. Most women don't know that if you have a picture of yourself with one or more friends, you should make damn sure you are the most attractive one in the group, otherwise you look less attractive by comparison. (Or at the very least make sure it's a picture from their wedding with just you)
5. Most women don't realize how foolish it is to have pictures of themselves with men, who clearly are not their brothers or another relative of some sort, in their photo gallery. (It's a big turn-off. Seriously, what are you hoping to accomplish? Have the decency to crop them out or something)
6. Apparently the word "Curvy" also means "Full-figured". (Honesty is key here, folks)
7. Every woman likes at least one of these three following books: The Hunger Games, The Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye. (It's uncanny!)
8. Every woman likes at least one of these three following shows: Modern Family, Arrested Development or Downton Abbey. (I, personally, haven't watched any of these...perhaps I should)
9. There are no typical Friday nights, even though the majority of you follow up by answering with the same things which usually involve alcohol consumption or dinner with friends. (Sounds pretty typical if you ask me)
10. The most private thing you are willing to admit is that you joined OKcupid (which, in my opinion, isn't something private at all).
11. Vegetarians are snobby. (Or maybe it's just me, I could be wrong on this one)
12. Most women have no idea what they want in a relationship and have no business being on OKcupid. (That's just judging from my own experience, but the track record so far isn't good, perhaps you'll be the one to prove me wrong)

I guarantee one or more of these apply to 99% of the women on this site, even if they won't admit to some of them. I should point out that I'm not listing complaints (for the most part) I'm just stating observations, it's really meant to be funny more than anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full-time officer for the TSA and I'm also writing my own original zombie story...yup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told my writing is really good and that I should do something with it, but for now it's just a hobby. I also draw occasionally with an origami model here or there when I get bored. Then there's the cosplay. I believe if you're going to dress in a ridiculous costume you might as well look damn good doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be quiet even when I'm trying not to be. I'm usually the guy who makes offensive jokes because I find that kind of stuff to be very funny, but usually when I'm around loud talkers I shy away because even if I tried to speak, my words would be drowned out by everyone else's and I've gotten used to that. Oh well, they're the ones missing out on my hilarious sense of humor.

More recently I've grown my hair out and I've been told I look like Clark Kent or Superman on more than one separate occasion because of it. Also, I often grow my beard out and then shave it off. (They say I look like Ashton Kutcher when I have the beard, I don't see it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear, Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, World War Z...fantasy mostly. Also, comics lots and lots of comics!

I've been working on reading A Song of Ice and Fire series as well.

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The 13 and a Hal...oh wait I did that one already, what I meant to say was, Star Wars (Yes, I know how bad the prequels are, but damn's still Star Wars), Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The original because the new one was pretty bad and not just because the turtles looked like they had down syndrome and Shredder looked like Megatron), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Avengers, The Dark Knight (of course), Spaceballs, Aladdin, The Hangover, The Fifth Element, Snatch, Jurassic Park-s, and more.

T.V. Shows: Futurama, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Legend of Korra, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Shameless, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Firefly, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Iron Chef America, and a few others.

Music: (These are the artists worth mentioning that currently inhabit my iPod) A.F.I., AC/DC, Adele, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Anamanaguchi, At the Drive-in, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Boston, Cake, Chicago, Cream, CCR, Dashboard Confessional, Deftones, The Doors, Dragonforce, The Eagles, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Godsmack, Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, Hall & Oates, Incubus, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Journey, Led Zepplin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manson, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Metallica, Muse, MCR, NIN, Notorious B.I.G., Oasis, Pantera, A Perfect Circle, Phantom Planet, Powerglove, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Rush, Santana, Say Anything, STP, Sublime, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tool, The Used, Video Game music, Weezer, White Zombie, Yes, and random songs I downloaded because I liked them.

Video Games: Super Mario series including Mario Kart, Legend of Zelda series (I beat the Ocarina of Time Master Quest with only three hearts 'cause I'm a bad ass!), Animal Crossing, Assassin's Creed series, Batman: Arkham series, Pokemon, Professor Layton series, Bioshock series, Lego games, Left 4 Dead, Fable series...just to name a few. No, actually that's pretty much all of them.

Food: I'm a picky eater, but Japanese and Mexican are pretty awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In the tradition of Mr. David Letterman, a man on a show I have never had an interest in watching...The top ten things I could never do without are...

(Disclaimer: For the purposes of this website the top 10-7 things I could never do without have been omitted)

Number 6. Writing
Number 5. Sarcasm
Number 4. Creativity
Number 3. Parentheses
Number 2. Daffodil (If you got that joke we'll get along just fine.)

And the number 1 thing I could never do without is...(drum roll please)

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and all it's wonders...and zombies.

...and more recently, why all OKcupid events involve beer. Is that the only way to socialize? If so, I'm in big trouble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. In. Movies. Video games. Television. Internet...whatever. I don't care for the bar scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have guilty pleasures just like anyone else.
You should message me if
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...I made you laugh while reading my profile cosplay. got the daffodil joke in my "six things" section.'d make a valuable asset in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse. wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
...most or none of what I learned on OKcupid doesn't apply to you.

I know I joke around a lot, but in all seriousness, I don't want to be single anymore, and I'm not getting any younger. I'm looking for a woman who knows what she wants and I can someday marry, but I'm not rushing to make my vows, I want to be in a healthy, romantic relationship with a woman who gets me.