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JustGeeking

29 M Woodhaven, NY

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a proud geek with a knack for drawing and writing, although, writing is top priority at the moment. I enjoy going out whenever I can. I'm a gamer in every sense of the word. I'm genuine, loyal, funny, creative, and most of all, sarcastic (As you'll soon find out). There will be A LOT of sarcasm in this profile. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

To start, here are some things I've learned after browsing the profiles of OKcupid:

1. Most women on here have been to an exotic and/or foreign location and have had their picture taken there. (Nothing wrong with that, I just find it to be interesting)
2. Most women on here have run some sort of race and/or marathon at least once in their lives. (Again, nothing wrong with that)
3. When a woman presents their breasts as their primary feature, surprisingly, they somehow think they will get sweet, thought provoking messages from the male suitors who wish to court them (That's just silly). They are usually forced to specify in their profile that they are not interested in meaningless sex, because we all know girls who do this are just huge, giant sluts. (That was the aforementioned sarcasm by the way, I don't think that, nor have I ever propositioned anyone for casual coitus)
4. Most women don't know that if you have a picture of yourself with one or more friends, you should make damn sure you are the most attractive one in the group, otherwise you look less attractive by comparison. (Or at the very least make sure it's a picture from their wedding with just you)
5. Most women don't realize how foolish it is to have pictures of themselves with men, who clearly are not their brothers or another relative of some sort, in their photo gallery. (It's a big turn-off. Seriously, what are you hoping to accomplish? Have the decency to crop them out or something)
6. Apparently the word "Curvy" also means "Full-figured". (Honesty is key here, folks)
7. Every woman likes at least one of these three following books: The Hunger Games, The Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye. (It's uncanny!)
8. Every woman likes at least one of these three following shows: Modern Family, Arrested Development or Downton Abbey. (I, personally, haven't watched any of these...perhaps I should)
9. There are no typical Friday nights, even though the majority of you follow up by answering with the same things which usually involve alcohol consumption or dinner with friends. (Sounds pretty typical if you ask me)
10. The most private thing you are willing to admit is that you joined OKcupid (which, in my opinion, isn't something private at all).
11. Vegetarians are snobby. (Or maybe it's just me, I could be wrong on this one)
12. Most women have no idea what they want in a relationship and have no business being on OKcupid. (That's just judging from my own experience, but the track record so far isn't good, perhaps you'll be the one to prove me wrong)

I guarantee one or more of these apply to 99% of the women on this site, even if they won't admit to some of them. I should point out that I'm not listing complaints (for the most part) I'm just stating observations, for fun.
What I’m doing with my life
I hated my dead end office job so about two years ago I quit and now I'm currently working full-time as an officer for the Transportation Security Administration and I absolutely love it. I'm also writing my own original zombie story.
I’m really good at
I've been told my writing is really good and that I should do something with it, but for now it's just a hobby. I also draw occasionally with an origami model here or there when I get bored. Then there's the cosplay. I believe if you're going to dress in a ridiculous costume you might as well look damn good doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to be quiet even when I'm trying not to be. I'm usually the guy who makes offensive jokes because I find that kind of stuff to be very funny, but usually when I'm around loud talkers I shy away because even if I tried to speak, my words would be drowned out by everyone else's and I've gotten used to that. Oh well, they're the ones missing out on my hilarious sense of humor.

More recently I've grown my hair out and I've been told I look like Clark Kent or Superman on more than one separate occasion because of it. Also, I often grow my beard out and then shave it off. (They say I look like Ashton Kutcher when I have the beard, I don't see it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear, Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, World War Z...fantasy mostly. Also, comics lots and lots of comics!

I've been working on reading A Song of Ice and Fire series as well.

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The 13 and a Hal...oh wait I did that one already, what I meant to say was, Star Wars (Yes, I know how bad the prequels are, but damn it...it's still Star Wars), Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kung Fu Panda, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Avengers, The Dark Knight (of course), Spaceballs, Aladdin, The Hangover, The Fifth Element, Snatch, Jurassic Park-s, and many more.

T.V. Shows: Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Legend of Korra, Ultimate Spider-man, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Firefly, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Iron Chef America, and a few others.

Now that Breaking Bad is over I decided to start watching that too.

Music: (These are the artists worth mentioning that currently inhabit my iPod) A.F.I., AC/DC, Adele, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Anamanaguchi, At the Drive-in, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Boston, Cake, Chicago, Cream, CCR, Dashboard Confessional, Deftones, The Doors, Dragonforce, The Eagles, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Godsmack, Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, Incubus, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Johann Sebastian Bach, Journey, Led Zepplin, Ludwig van Beethoven, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manson, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Metallica, Muse, MCR, NIN, Notorious B.I.G., Oasis, Pantera, Paul McCartney, A Perfect Circle, Phantom Planet, Powerglove, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Rush, Santana, Say Anything, STP, Sublime, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tool, The Used, Video Game music, Weezer, White Zombie, Yes, and probably more.

Video Games: Super Mario series, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (I actually beat the Master Quest with only three hearts), Animal Crossing, Assassin's Creed series, Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, all Pokemon versions, Bioshock, DC Universe Online, Left 4 Dead, Fable series...just to name a few. I got me a Wii U as well so feel free to use me to get your hands on it.

Food: I'm a picky eater, but Japanese is pretty awesome.
The six things I could never do without
In the tradition of Mr. David Letterman, a man on a show I have never had an interest in watching...The top ten things I could never do without are...

(Disclaimer: For the purposes of this website the top 10-7 things I could never do without have been omitted)

Number 6. Writing
Number 5. Sarcasm
Number 4. Air
Number 3. Parentheses
Number 2. Daffodil (If you got that joke we'll get along just fine.)

And the number 1 thing I could never do without is...(drum roll please)

Imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and all it's wonders...and zombies.

...and more recently, why all OKcupid events involve beer. Is that the only way to socialize? If so, I'm in big trouble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out. In. Movies. Video games. Television. Internet...whatever. I don't care for the bar scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to think my life is fated to end in happiness.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
...I made you laugh while reading my profile
...you cosplay.
...you got the daffodil joke in my "six things" section.
...you'd make a valuable asset in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse.
...you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
...most or none of what I learned on OKcupid doesn't apply to you.

I know I joke around a lot, but seriously, I don't want to be single anymore, and I'm not getting any younger. I'm looking for a woman who knows what she wants and I can someday marry, but I'm not rushing to make my vows, I want to be in a healthy, romantic relationship with a woman who is also my best friend.