Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chameleon. Predictably unpredictable. Lumpy Space Vampire Queen
from Spider Skull Island but currently residing somewhere in
Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
Volunteer fire starter.
I prefer relationships of the non-monogamous
INFP if anyone cares.
I'm a bit of a nomad an tend to move a lot and I like it. I'm from
a bit of everywhere but will always consider Chicago my true
I like zombie
arts and crafts, wine
, whiskey, being silly, and having long
conversations about nothing and everything from philosophy to
making up weird stories that are pure nonsense
in the best sense.
I have trouble taking myself seriously while trying to translate
the spectrum of my personality onto a dating website. I have
trouble taking myself seriously. I have trouble. Seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tearing my life apart and rearranging the pieces. Pushing
myself to the limits.
Seeing what extremes I can handle. And starting sentences with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can turn my eyelids inside out, lick
my own nose, and cross one eye.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue..my hair? A booger hanging from my nose? My awesomeness?
Probably my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Chuck Palahniuk, World War Z, Freakonomics, Fear
and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, and the Ethical Slut
Movies: Otis, The Labrynth, Igby Goes Down, Fear and Loathing in
Las Vegas, Breakfast at Tiffany's, American Beauty, 2001; a Space
Odyssey, Mirror Mask, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, The
Dark Knight, Juno, RHPS, Fight Club, The Secretary
Music: deep slacker jazz, dubstep before it was cool (just kidding
but not really), kind of on a huge Childish Gambino kick right now,
Pomplamoose it probably my favorite modern band, the sound of my
own blinking. Weird thing about me, I like music, but I don't think
I like it as much as most other people. At least, I'm not as
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, Red.
a pen and paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie apocalypse preparedness. What I want out of life. Gender and
sexuality. Incentives and Stickiness. Food. The manufacturing,
distribution, and sale of goods. Power exchange. The enormity of
the universe as well as its beauty, what attracts people to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like Seinfeld. Also, I kind of hate everything about my okc
profile right now but I'm kind of too lazy to rewrite it from
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you love BAD horror sci-fi movies and love alcoholic icecream
and bike riding and dancing like a goober face or you want to go to
the space time tanks with me or you'll let me pee on you. Just
kidding about that last one (or am I?).
you aren't a bigot.
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