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JustJulia88

25 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chameleon. Predictably unpredictable. Lumpy Space Vampire Queen from Spider Skull Island but currently residing somewhere in Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.

Volunteer fire starter.

Manic-pixie-go-fuck-yourself.

Queer.
Feminist.
I prefer relationships of the non-monogamous/polyamorous variety.

INFP if anyone cares.

I'm a bit of a nomad an tend to move a lot and I like it. I'm from a bit of everywhere but will always consider Chicago my true home.

I like zombie movies, cooking,dogs, arts and crafts, wine, whiskey, being silly, and having long conversations about nothing and everything from philosophy to making up weird stories that are pure nonsense in the best sense.

I have trouble taking myself seriously while trying to translate the spectrum of my personality onto a dating website. I have trouble taking myself seriously. I have trouble. Seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tearing my life apart and rearranging the pieces. Pushing myself to the limits. Seeing what extremes I can handle. And starting sentences with conjunctions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can turn my eyelids inside out, lick my own nose, and cross one eye.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue..my hair? A booger hanging from my nose? My awesomeness? Probably my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Chuck Palahniuk, World War Z, Freakonomics, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Ethical Slut

Movies: Otis, The Labrynth, Igby Goes Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast at Tiffany's, American Beauty, 2001; a Space Odyssey, Mirror Mask, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, The Dark Knight, Juno, RHPS, Fight Club, The Secretary

Music: deep slacker jazz, dubstep before it was cool (just kidding but not really), kind of on a huge Childish Gambino kick right now, Pomplamoose it probably my favorite modern band, the sound of my own blinking. Weird thing about me, I like music, but I don't think I like it as much as most other people. At least, I'm not as knowledgeable. Whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, Red.
cuddles.
a pen and paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie apocalypse preparedness. What I want out of life. Gender and sexuality. Incentives and Stickiness. Food. The manufacturing, distribution, and sale of goods. Power exchange. The enormity of the universe as well as its beauty, what attracts people to specific BDSM dynamics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All of it or none of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like Seinfeld. Also, I kind of hate everything about my okc profile right now but I'm kind of too lazy to rewrite it from scratch.
You should message me if
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If you love BAD horror sci-fi movies and love alcoholic icecream and bike riding and dancing like a goober face or you want to go to the space time tanks with me or you'll let me pee on you. Just kidding about that last one (or am I?).

you aren't a bigot.