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25 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:17pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If OKC gave me more options for sexual identity, I'd likely identify as queer or pansexual.

Feminist. SJW.
I prefer relationships of the non-monogamous/polyamorous variety.

INFP if anyone cares.

I'm a bit of a nomad an tend to move a lot and I like it. I'm from a bit of everywhere but will always consider Chicago my true home.

Hmm, what else... Well, I don't know where I'm going with my life, or what I want to do. Right now I'm just compiling a list of things I've tried only to realize they aren't for me. I spend my time going from one wikipedia page to another exploring the universe, then reading the discrepancies in the forums and vomiting up random facts later. I like zombie movies, cooking,dogs, arts and crafts, wine, whiskey, being silly, and having long conversations about nothing and everything from philosophy to making up weird stories that are pure nonsense in the best sense.

I have trouble taking myself seriously while trying to translate the spectrum of my personality onto a dating website. I have trouble taking myself seriously. I have trouble. Seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Tearing my life apart and rearranging the pieces. Pushing myself to the limits. Seeing what extremes I can handle. And starting sentences with conjunctions.
I’m really good at
I can turn my eyelids inside out, lick my own nose, and cross one eye.
The first things people usually notice about me
No hair? A booger hanging from my nose? My awesomeness? Probably my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Chuck Palahniuk, World War Z, Freakonomics, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Ethical Slut

Movies: Otis, The Labrynth, Igby Goes Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast at Tiffany's, American Beauty, 2001; a Space Odyssey, Mirror Mask, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, The Dark Knight, Juno, RHPS, Fight Club, The Secretary

Music: deep slacker jazz, dubstep before it was cool (just kidding but not really), kind of on a huge Childish Gambino kick right now, Pomplamoose it probably my favorite modern band, the sound of my own blinking. Weird thing about me, I like music, but I don't think I like it as much as most other people. At least, I'm not as knowledgeable. Whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse preparedness. What I want out of life. Gender and sexuality. Incentives and Stickiness. Food. The manufacturing, distribution, and sale of goods. Power exchange. The enormity of the universe as well as its beauty, what attracts people to specific BDSM dynamics.
On a typical Friday night I am
All of it or none of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like Seinfeld. Also, I kind of hate everything about my okc profile right now but I'm kind of too lazy to rewrite it from scratch.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you are passionate and want to change the world. Or destroy it. Or if you're looking for someone to go adventuring with. Of you love BAD horror sci-fi movies and love alcoholic icecream. You'll let me pee on you. Just kidding (or am I?).

you aren't a bigot.