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JustScott92

22 M Bli Bli, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
AWWW SHIT SON! So I got a new phone this week, and I noticed that instead of typing texts, I can actually draw pictures and send them! So if you decide you want my number expect some REALLY badly draw pictures while I'm having the time of my life.

Every time I go shopping, I always buy a giant head of broccoli. I tell myself that 'tonight is the night, I'm finally actually going to grow a pair of balls, and eat this broccoli'.
That never happened, I always turned away from it, I would throw it out and say 'No its not for me, I hate broccoli.'
This actually happened for about 8 months.

Well. Tonight I cooked it, and I ate it, like, half a head of broccoli. Tonight I became a man!

Totally thought I should update it, I also eat cauliflower now.
Okay so I'll just say I cant actually cook, but I learn something new every few months.
SO! now I can actually cook mince, with taco seasoning, so I can make my own tacos without anyone's help so you know, screw you mum I'm a grown up now I dont need your parental kitchen assistance! if you're ever keen fo' a taco, hit me up, ill mince the shit out of that mince.
What I’m doing with my life
IM A MALL COP HUR.
No but really I am, I'm currently employed as the following;
Casual mall Cop
Casual Storeperson
Casual Security guard

Yeah thats right, I have three casual jobs because I cant seem to find a single full time job.
Pretty much my jobs are this ;Fill shelves and open locked doors
It's like really intense.
Guess I should add a career achievement in here too, just to let you know how awe inspiring my life is;
On my first day at my new job, I didn't fuck up and set the alarm off like most the other guards did. Pretty impressive right?
I’m really good at
My Jobs! Depending on which one I'm at I could be doing either ;Walking around doing nothing, or Walking around doing not much.

I like to pretend I can fix things, if I start a sentence with 'its okay, I can fix this, I'm a ______' something is about to become broken, I can't fix it, don't let me try.
It never gets fixed, it will always just get more and more broke.
I tried to fix the work vacuum one day, I told them I'm an electrical engineer and that I can fix it.
They knew I lied when it started to smell like burning plastic and electrical fires.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the part where I have a confused ass look on my face because everyone leaves me fucking dumbfounded.
Or the chest hair, I know all us guys probably look at a girls chest and thats the first thing we notice, but when you see me, you notice my chest too, its so manly and hairy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
First aid books, and learning stuffs, thats really all I read :\.

I'll watch anything when it comes to movies and tv, I mean I even seen the notebook. I'm happy just to sit down and watch anything with someone.

Music;
Breaking Benjamin
Blink 182
Amon Amarth
The Used
Hollywood Undead
Taking Back Sunday
Tech n9ne
Even a bit of fiddy cent.

Almost anything except taylor swift and that bullshit.

Foodstuffs;
Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Burritos, Tacos, Tacos, Mince? Tacos, Taco mince, Burrito mince, Tacos, Tacos, Kebabs and Subway?
The six things I could never do without
Internet,
Shit puns,
Dad jokes,
Foodstuffs,
Something to occupy my mind and time?
Adorable things; like cats. Meow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where on earth my life is going, how long i should procrastinate for, whats happening in the next season of game of thrones!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out getting outrageously smashed, slammin' bitches and wasting my money on cheap floozies.

OR what I'm actually doing is hitting the gym after work, then laying in bed with some shitty tv show on being a loner (Y)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm scared of birds.
And bugs with spikey looking things on them. Okay all bugs.
And fish, because I don't know if they're spikes or fins. And large animals that can trample me. And small ones, and snakes, and spiders.. and crabs, those claws look angry.
Cats and dogs is about as comfortable as I get :l
Also petrified of heights, and dropping things on my feet.

Woooah horror story update in regards to the fish!
I went up to mackay recently to go fishing out on the reef, like 3 hours offshore, and someone (me) forgot to pack the rags in the boat to handle the fish with right? So I'm sitting there wrestling these slimey ass, spikey scary looking fish, getting stabbed and dropping them on myself, and the only way to actually handle them was to put my fingers, my fingers right, those fucking things attached to my hands, inside the gills.
It was a morbid experience.
It was horrible. I was like cringing the whole time.
Never ever again.

But in a nutshell if you were ever in grave danger by anything that isn't a kitten I probably couldn't defend you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you fit any or all the following;
Bored,
broken,
fully fucking radical,
You don't give a fuck,
you like doge,
you want to spoon me on my days off,
you're okay being the big spoon when I'm tired,
you like sitting in bed in a pillow fort eating nutella in your undies,
you're willing to do the previous with me,
you want to be the designated dj while I'm driving,
you want to go do something fun,
you like tacos,
you have some tattoos that are awesome,
you have some cool piercings,
you're not a potato,
you don't dress up and get all fancy prancy oh la la de dah,
your dresses aren't made from the finest silk in traladah land,
you think you can put up with my bullshit,
you think I can put up with your bullshit,
you like really loud music,
you are okay with me picking you up and throwing you to the other side of the bed or the couch if you are in my spot,
you aren't a mother or expecting,
you aren't any older than the specified age I am looking for in my profile,
or; You are really Kat Dennings.
Or if you're pretty emotionally distant and you want like a thaaaaang where we do thaaangy thangs.