These are dumb. And awkward. I'm a sometimes writer, sometimes photographer trying to drop the sometimes.
In light of these being dumb and awkward I did what any 30-something gal working in social media would do. I asked Twitter. This is what they came up with:
"My pants are probably off right now, but if that excites you then we shouldn't date." - True story.
"Candidates should emulate my cat. Self-cleaning, pro-snuggling. Listening skills." - Also true. You know, with less shedding. Much, MUCH less shedding.
"Does it really matter? Chemistry doesn’t come from a bio. So let's grab coffee and laugh about how horrible we are for each other." - I don't do coffee, but the rest is true.
I'm practically incapable of smiling when a camera is pointed at my face.
I prefer my caffeine to come laced with aspartame.
I have dual citizenship in both the United States and Iran.
I'm an unabashed nerd.
I am an active person encased in a lazy person. The struggle is real.
I own a ceramic lobster named Jacques.
I recently acquired a penguin named Larry (not ceramic).
I'm stupidly bad at this kind of stuff.
I think Joss Whedon is a god.
I love all things scary movie related, especially Hitchcock.
I could tattoo every lyric Mumford and Sons has ever sang all over my body.
I have a weakness for terrible (re: awesome) pop music.
You enjoy cheese. And cats. (Not necessarily at the same time.)
You don't like cheese (more for me!)
And sometimes awkward thirty-somethings
You like that face up there and the things it wrote.