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JustShireen

32 Indianapolis, IN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These are dumb. And awkward. I'm a sometimes writer, sometimes photographer trying to drop the sometimes.

In light of these being dumb and awkward I did what any 30-something gal working in social media would do. I asked Twitter. This is what they came up with:

"My pants are probably off right now, but if that excites you then we shouldn't date." - True story.

"Candidates should emulate my cat. Self-cleaning, pro-snuggling. Listening skills." - Also true. You know, with less shedding. Much, MUCH less shedding.

"Does it really matter? Chemistry doesn’t come from a bio. So let's grab coffee and laugh about how horrible we are for each other." - I don't do coffee, but the rest is true.

I'm practically incapable of smiling when a camera is pointed at my face.
I prefer my caffeine to come laced with aspartame.
I have dual citizenship in both the United States and Iran.
I'm an unabashed nerd.
I am an active person encased in a lazy person. The struggle is real.
I own a ceramic lobster named Jacques.
I recently acquired a penguin named Larry (not ceramic).
I'm stupidly bad at this kind of stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still trying to figure that out, but I know I'm happiest when I'm writing and when I'm behind a camera, so I'm working on making that happen more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being stupidly bad at this sort of thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resting bitchface. Can't be helped.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Picking my favorite book is like picking a favorite child. Never going to happen. That said I love LOVE Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

I think Joss Whedon is a god.

I love all things scary movie related, especially Hitchcock.

I could tattoo every lyric Mumford and Sons has ever sang all over my body.

I have a weakness for terrible (re: awesome) pop music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How bad I am at this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to keep the cat away from my cheese (that's not a euphamism).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a douche. (This one's important.)

You enjoy cheese. And cats. (Not necessarily at the same time.)

You don't like cheese (more for me!)

And sometimes awkward thirty-somethings

You like that face up there and the things it wrote.