Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Words are important to me. Being well spoken is a turn on. If u snd
me a msg lk ths I wnt rspnd :((((((((
These are dumb. And awkward. I'm a sometimes writer, sometimes
photographer trying to drop the sometimes.
In light of these being dumb and awkward I did what any
30-something gal working in social media would do. I asked Twitter.
This is what they came up with:
"My pants are probably off right now, but if that excites you then
we shouldn't date." - True story.
"Candidates should emulate my cat. Self-cleaning, pro-snuggling.
Listening skills." - Also true. You know, with less shedding. Much,
MUCH less shedding.
"Does it really matter? Chemistry doesn’t come from a bio. So let's
grab coffee and laugh about how horrible we are for each other." -
I don't do coffee, but the rest is true.
I'm practically incapable of smiling when a camera is pointed at my
I prefer my caffeine to come laced with aspartame.
I have dual citizenship in both the United States and Iran.
I'm an unabashed nerd.
I am an active person encased in a lazy person. The struggle is
I own a ceramic lobster named Jacques.
I recently acquired a penguin named Larry (not ceramic).
I'm stupidly bad at this kind of stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still trying to figure that out, but I know I'm happiest when
I'm writing and when I'm behind a camera, so I'm working on making
that happen more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being stupidly bad at this sort of thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resting bitchface. Can't be helped.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Picking my favorite book is like picking a favorite child. Never
going to happen. That said I love LOVE Alice's Adventures In
I think Joss Whedon is a god.
I love all things scary movie related, especially Hitchcock.
I could tattoo every lyric Mumford and Sons has ever sang all over
I have a weakness for terrible (re: awesome) pop music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to keep the cat away from my cheese (that's not a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a douche. (This one's important.)
You enjoy cheese. And cats. (Not necessarily at the same
You don't like cheese (more for me!)
And sometimes awkward thirty-somethings
You like that face up there and the things it wrote.
Who are you looking for?
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