I'm Joey. I'm laid back, relaxed and like to go with the flow. I'm
always out looking for an adventure and really wild things. I like
to cause trouble; not too much, but just enough to keep it
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying it. Every day. The journey is more important than the
destination and not having the time of your life every single
moment is a huge waste.
I’m really good at
attracting new people to my group. I don't know why, they just keep
following me. It's kinda weird sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrow and ear piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wow, this site really asks a lot of questions. I feel like I'm
being grilled by my prom date's dad.
Books? Who has time for books? I love to read, but the time just
isn't there. Thank Zeus for my iPad so I can carry around 100 books
at a time. Some favorites include Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
anything written by that Edgar Allan Poe guy, The Golden Compass
& sequels, lots of others. Oh, and A Confederacy of Dunces. If
you haven't yet, go read that shit right now. Seriously, close my
profile and go do it, unless you hate laughter, puppies, small
children and everything fun, and in that case close my profile
I love food. It's delicious. I eat anything and everything. Usually
everything; it's becoming a problem. The food options in this area
are terrible, so I'm forced to cook a lot. Good thing I'm great at
it. Also sushi. At Izakaya. I just had to clean up a little drool
just thinking about it. Just keep your peanut butter away from me
or we might have a problem.
The six things I could never do without
just the standards
friends to drink with
my super comfy bed
my rebellious personality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I got here in life. I really can't remember. Maybe I blacked
out, maybe I was drugged. Who knows, but here I am.
I also wonder how many licks it really would take to get to the
center of a tootsie pop. I've tried to find out, but always end up
biting it. That shit keeps me awake at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, wreaking havoc and causing trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time when I was a kid, I came running out the bathroom at
my grandma's house with my underwear on my head pretending to fly
like a super hero. Yeah, I was a weird kid.
You should message me if
You think you're a cool person and knowing you would make my life
more interesting. No flakes. We could go out for froyo or head to
the aquarium and try to steal a penguin. Let's do something stupid.