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JustTheWorstEvr

37 Kent, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm seeking a slightly mischievous-to-mostly evil counterpart for intense bantering, light-to-medium Netflixing, and the appropriately healthsome allowance of wakka-chikka-wakkka-wowwwowow that will become a long-term serious-as-hell thang.

Some government-mandated disclaimers follow.

TO RICH DEBUTANTES AND HEIRESSES:
I'm sorry, but I simply can't keep getting romantically entangled with your type. I'm too old to keep jumping out of high windows onto horses' backs to escape the wrath of your angry fathers and the guards or the servants they send after me at 4am as I disappear into the distance with only 3 stitches of clothing on.

TO EVERYONE ELSE:
I am looking to monogamously date the living hell out of somebody clever and fun with amazing style.
Or some kind of style, really. Who the hell am I to judge your style? An opinionated jerk, that's who.

I love working and playing gigs in Seattle, but I rent a house in Kent where there's no traffic and I can PLAY THE DRUMS and no one calls the cops. Life's good.

I know I'm not for everybody. I'm short. I don't own a boat, or any abs.

I DO have a hairy chest. I am a smart-aleck. I challenge people because I know I need to be challenged by others. Usually, this works.

I show affection primarily with physical touch and with complicated run-on sentences about you after I find out how super cool you are. Please be into receiving that a whole bunch.

I think the pinnacle of manliness happened in a detective novel in the late 1940's, not in a movie with computer-generated explosions.

I think people who say, "That which does not kill you makes you stronger," are people who just want you dead.
What I’m doing with my life
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Searching for the spiciest ginger ale I can possibly find.

Working full-time for a friend's seo business

Planning to travel off-continent this year.

I'm also in 3 bands. I play guitar, harmonica, saxophone, and I sing and write lyrics. It all prevents me from watching the news.

My stupid ass also runs 3 times a week, I guess. NO. NOT LIKE THAT. I mean I GET my stupid ass out the door...It's mostly an excuse to be left alone for a while on some trails and listen to metal. Any good places to do this in Kent?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking healthier meals than most bachelors, but not as good as that one guy you know that REALLY takes cooking seriously. You know, the son of a bitch that takes all the fun out of food.

If the guy that eats frozen waffles for breakfast and McDonald's for lunch and a microwavable dinner is on one side of the spectrum, and on the other side of the spectrum is the bastard that wants your opinion of every stupid fucking sauce he makes before he adds it to his homemade ravioli or needs to know, "do you think I should have used more cumin in this curry?", then I'm the guy in the middle that chops up big leafy green salads for lunch and grills a sourdough burger for breakfast and can't live without hot salsa in my Mac & Cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my hazel eyes and how exceptionally good I am at being 5'4".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Italian masters are hard to top: Bava, Argento, Fulci. That's right, I am a cultured son of a gun.

British humor(Top Gear/Spaced/Python/Black Books/Red Dwarf/Young Ones) and action movies and The Marx Brothers and Joss Whedon, Always Sunny and all the other great works that represent the best humanity has to offer.

I like trashy movies from the 60's/70's and crime novels from the 40's and ol' tiimey radio stories that no one gives two shits about.
And hey, I don't expect I'll like all the goofy junk you're into either.

Music? Well, I like most if it pretty much a lot. Rock n' Roll rules my heart though. We can get into that later.

Oh, but, if Freddie Mercury's voice does nothing to move you, then you have no soul, baby. No soul at all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pals, Guitar, Tool Box, Books, Evolution, Jalepenos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A woman who is clever and well-spoken that also possesses an emotional vocabulary. And looks good in jeans and a tank top.

Also, I think the fact that Gilda Radner and Gene Wilder found each other, fell in love, and got married makes me believe there may be a God. Especially the fact that she then died of cancer.

Gilda, not God.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In some den of sin and inequity playing Rock and Roll music with great people. I do it partially for spiritual reasons, but mostly to be loud and draw attention to myself.

But many weekends I do actually have time for couches and popcorn and a Firefly marathon or international espionage or whatever we choose to make of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Getting too old to have kids here.
You should message me if
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You're fit and healthy and have a wicked sense of humor. Or at least a geeky one.

Also if you have a womanly voice as opposed to a bubbly/giggly/childlike one.

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