So, yeah. I have no idea how to summarize myself. But here's a go at it...
...the courage of Steve Rogers and the wit of Tony Stark, the ridiculousness of Fozzie the Bear and the hopefulness of Kermit the Frog, the storytelling of Bill Cosby and the life experience of James Franco, the sense of adventure of The Doctor and the commitment of Rory Williams, the strength of Ender Wiggin and the aptitude of Johnny Rico, the analytical-ness of Louis C.K. and the politics of Jon Stewart, the fashion sense of Albert Einstein and the intelligence of Peter Bishop, the appetite of Barney Stinson and the hopeless romanticism of Ted Mosby.
Wow, that's actually not bad. Oh, and I'm one-quarter Muppet from my dad's side of the family, and one-quarter ninja from my mom's side. I make very stealthy jokes, the kind that sneak up on you when you aren't expecting them. You'll suddenly wake up at 3am thinking, "Wait... did he say 'dictionarialize'? Is that even a word?"
(By the way, the answer is 'Yes', because I just dictionarialized it.)