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32 F Montreal, Quebec, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Wow. Look at you, adventurous dude checking out the profile of a chick with such a username?

Yes, the name is accurate and pretty self-explanatory. I started this okcupid page just 'cause I kinda got tired of crying and I've already slept an absurd amount of hours today. And it was either that or slashing my wrists. But I'm pretty bad with knives and I don't enjoy pain at all.

You might be critical of my approach here or doubtful of my intents. I understand all that. But I believe there is no one way, or "right" way to deal with the lemons life throws you. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crying and sleeping and drinking red wine. Oh, and of course, meticulously replaying every second of my past relationship and coming up with questions that beg answers that just won't really come.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Well, the ones with the good sense of humour.

Oh, and words I guess. I like words. I like playing with them and stringing them toguether.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My incredibly sexy ass and walk :)

Ok ok. Probably my height (I'm pretty tall) and smile. I've been told I have an awesome smile. It's kinda retarded though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just watched Tree of Life and can't stop thinking about it.

I really loved Shame. Closer is probably the movie I've seen the most amount of times. Oh and 37'2 Le matin.

Favorite books: À la recherche du temps perdu. And a bunch of others I forget.

Music: well, all those hipster bands and some mainstream stuff too. I love singing Bon Jovi songs with my best friend when I'm plastered.

Food: I love food. Eating is like the best invention ever. I work out and I eat a lot. Although, recently, I'm on a strict diet of tears and wine. But I love pasta, seafood, sushis, burgers, CHEESE, poutine, pierogies, veggies, nuts, trailmix, ketchup on kd(!), apples, INDIAN!... man, I love everything, apart for like weird animal parts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The muscles that contort a face into a smile
The smell of leaves and rain
Running super fast
My best friend who tears toilet paper in neat little squares and tidily places them in front of me when I'm bawling
Little specks of hope you find in the smallest things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. And the meaning of life and shit.

And why???? Life is like a pandora's box; you get dumped in it and spend your entire life thinking about it and learning about it and the more you ask the less you actually know. It's quite absurd and maddening at times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to go out a lot in a certain period of my life; I don't much more anymore. I like BYOWs though and seeing friends. Or just staying in. Or yoga and cake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll take one for the team and break the chain of hurt, for humanity's sake.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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If you feel like it.