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31 North Hollywood, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know the difference between their, they're, and there.

Remember, if I seem awesome on here, the only thing that's evidence of is that I'm good at making online dating profiles.

I don't really like describing myself in sales pitch format, which is what these essays invariably are. In reality, I'm a jumble of contradictions, like most people. The most germane to this topic is that I have a pretty good self esteem while still being plenty self conscious about my failings, both real and imagined.

But here's the sales pitch:

I'm pretty funny when my jokes land.

I'm smart enough to know that I know some things and don't know others.

I'm pretty charming when I'm not over thinking it.

I'm a pretty good conversationalist when it comes to something worth having a conversation about.

I'm pretty good at the things I've spent time getting good at, though I still want to be better at them and everything else in the world.

I always look up when an airplane flies overhead.

The older I get, the more I think I want to be a stay-at-home dad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Designing my own board game.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Selling myself on Internet dating sites.

Yeah, not really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really nice eyes.

Hopefully, the next thing is whatever insightful thing I just said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Star Wars (the original trilogy), Sunshine (until the third act), Children of Men, Rear Window, Galaxy Quest, Airplane!, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Star Trek (the old ones), Casablanca, The Third Man, Big Fan, Brothers Bloom.

Books: Joseph Heller (Catch-22), Vonnegut, Kim Stanley Robinson (The Mars Trilogy), Douglas Adams, Cory Doctorow, Arthur C. Clarke, Asimov.

TV: Daily Show and Colbert Report (religiously), Star Trek (like whoa), Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Community, Parks and Recreation, Futurama, Archer, Louie.

Music: The Shins, Presidents of the USA, They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, R.E.M., Bob Dylan, Neko Case, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Food: Italian food and I get along very well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good conversation.
The ocean.
My camera.
A pen and paper.
The Air and Space Museum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How different of a person I am from the person I was at 12 or 13.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in or out, usually watching a movie in either case. Or exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suffer from Juggler's Despair.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you have something more to put in that message besides a wink or a "Hi" and nothing else. If I sent that to you, it would never fly and you know it. Read my profile and ask me any question you think is interesting.

And don't message either to see if I'll reply anyway. I won't.

This is how I describe most of the women I normally date:

She is attractive, quick-witted, has a sense of style, mature but irreverent, completely independent, and knows how to make somebody laugh.

Educated and curious, she is always ready to go exploring. She hasn't decided if Los Angeles is where she wants to spend the rest of her life but she loves it here despite those things about LA that get on her nerves. She smiles a lot.

She has good friends and prefers discussing ideas and events rather than people. She has a passion, preferably for changing the world for the better. Traveling is a must.

Has similar interests, but can show me something new, teach me something I don't know. Considers herself a challenge.

If you think this describes you or are just really fucking cool, you should message me.