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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know the difference between their, they're, and there.

Remember, if I seem awesome on here, the only thing that's evidence of is that I'm good at making online dating profiles.

I don't really like describing myself in sales pitch format, which is what these essays invariably are. In reality, I'm a jumble of contradictions, like most people. The most germane to this topic is that I have a pretty good self esteem while still being plenty self conscious about my failings, both real and imagined.

But here's the sales pitch:

I'm pretty funny when my jokes land.

I'm smart enough to know that I know some things and don't know others.

I'm pretty charming when I'm not over thinking it.

I'm a pretty good conversationalist when it comes to something worth having a conversation about.

I'm pretty good at the things I've spent time getting good at, though I still want to be better at them and everything else in the world.

I always look up when an airplane flies overhead.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Designing a board game. About economics. In other words, forever trying to surpass the amount of nerd I was yesterday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Selling myself on Internet dating sites.

Yeah, not really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nice eyes.

Hopefully, the next thing is whatever insightful thing I just said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My idea of a romance writer is Kim Stanley Robinson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good conversation.
The ocean.
My camera.
A pen and paper.
The Air and Space Museum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How different of a person I am from the person I was at 12 or 13.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in or out, usually watching a movie in either case. Or exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suffer from Juggler's Despair.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please don't message me with just a "Hi" and nothing else. You should message me if you have something more to say than that. If I sent that to you, it would never fly and you know it.

And no, don't consider that a challenge. You won't be the first to try and it still won't work.