Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from Texas ☺️
I much rather take you out for drinks and entertain you with my
extremely animated gestures than attempt to explain myself via
I am really horrible at this. I'm more situationally witty/funny.
I'm more interesting in person than "on paper" I promise.
I have played the drums since I was 6, trained in all genres of
I performed with a sketch comedy troop for a little over 2 years
I can build ikea furniture in record time, drunk.
I'm an ISTJ/ENTJ (I've taken a billion different versions and it's
always a 50/50 split of those 2) I am also a Capricorn to a fault
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to support my dog's lavish lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being totes adorbs when I'm in trouble...
Eating steak...I'm like really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos-they aren't really displayed but peek out a little
My voice(In a good way) I don't know why because I have no accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all literature and music. It takes a lot to create any piece
of work and I think it all deserves to be appreciated in some
All of the food-All of the time
I don't watch TV really, but I do obsess over everything Netflix,
but who doesn't?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever task I am currently taking on
Why can't anyone in California drive?
How to perfectly time my routes to beat the suggested drive times
on my phone
Why are we, as lesbians/women, are so addicted to netflix...it's
like lady crack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a typical Friday.
Friday is the best day. It is my religion, my philosophy, my
everything. It's more than the day that begins the weekend...it is
symbolic; the face of freedom, adventure, love, joy and happiness.
Anything could happen.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like girls
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to eat and drink
If you have a positive energy
If you want to just suck it up, and go out.
If you have a witty one liner/anything to say besides "sup"
Sup-this is not a word
I like 'em smart, sassy and sexy. Basically if you're better than
me I'm going to be super attracted to you.
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