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I think I'm a good time. But I'm not sure I translate well on
I used to do stand up and sketch comedy professionally, but then I
decided I liked money.
I have a flexible job that allows me to enjoy my life. I moved here
from Dallas, TX a little over a year ago. So far it has been
entertaining to say the least.
I enjoy whiskey and tequila. I am almost always down for margaritas
and patios. Which seem to be difficult to find...I mean the weather
is always perfect here, why are there not patios everywhere. Back
home, Dallas releases a top ten patios list every 3 months. Fuck
that sidewalk, put a patio in.
I will always order the pork chop if it is on the menu, without
fail, every time.
My roommate wants to have wine night with "just us girls" so if
you're into wine and straight girl drama gossip parties, hit me
My corgi will steal your heart and you will never get it back.
What I’m doing with my life
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Supporting my dog's lavish lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im moderately okay at most things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have horrible taste, except when it comes to food....but even
that is questionable. I eat every thing, but I'll probably change
everything about a menu item. (It's really annoying and probably
really unattractive....but hey, I don't understand why avocado and
bacon isn't already included on top of everything everywhere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brunch...everything about brunch...all the time anywhere always.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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