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24 F Newport Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I hate this section with a deep, gut-burning passion.

I just moved to Newport Beach from Dallas,Tx.

In short; I'm great, let's hang.

Patio restaurants/bars, sandwiches, booze, Sunday Fundays, and Fridaysssssszzzsssszzzzz 😍

I can be pretty witty sometimes, also very dry humored. I am not shy about messaging people first, breaking the ice is always weird and fuck it...what are you going to do? Not message me back...alright #byeFelicia
What I’m doing with my life
Working to support my dog's lavish lifestyle.

Literally...I moved him to the beach because he likes to play in the sand.

I manage an investment firm and a lead generation company. (It's really boring. Super competitive, but boring)
I’m really good at
Being totes adorbs when I'm in trouble...

My job.

Being charming

Buying dinner

Cuddling with my dog

Eating steak...I'm like really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dog

My eyes

My smile

My shitty stupid tattoos (I love them and I don't care, but they have no business being on my body)

My voice...I don't know why because I have no accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all literature and music. It takes a lot to create any piece of work and I think it all deserves to be appreciated in some way.

All of the food. (Although I'm super picky...and I'm the worst to eat with because I change everything about a menu item. Don't worry I compensate for my asshole-ness) I just like the way food tastes without a bunch of extra stuff. Cow should taste like cow, fish-fish and so on.

I don't watch TV. I don't believe in supporting the cable companies. I do obsess over everything Netflix, but who doesn't?
The six things I could never do without
Good company
Good conversation
Good dessert
My Corgi
The sunshine
Good karma
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever task I am currently taking on

Why can't anyone in California drive?

How to perfectly time my routes to beat the suggested drive times on my phone.

Where can I

I also people watch a lot, and come up with their stories.

Why are we, as lesbians/women, are so addicted to's like lady crack.
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as a typical Friday.

But probably in LA.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I close my eyes through scary movies...unless you look at me...then I will puff up my chest and scoff like I'm tough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you like to eat and drink
If you have a positive energy
If you want to just suck it up, and go out.
If you have a witty one liner/anything to say besides "sup," "hi," "how are you."

Sup-this is not a word
Hi-...hi ( you are probably going to follow this up with-
How are you-I'm fucking great! Because I know nothing about you and have had zero interaction with you in my life I'm probably not going to tell you about how shitty or awesome my day was or wasn't.

Tell me a story, make fun of my shitty profile, give me your best hashtag, tell me how handsom my dog is, use your brain...or just flat out tell me to take you to dinner.

I like like 'em smart, sassy and sexy. Basically if you're better than me I'm going to be super attracted to you.