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34 Indianapolis, IN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:56pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly), Other (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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My self-summary will get longer as time goes on.

I am pretty dorky, but I am probably one of the coolest dorks that I know. Or maybe I just hang out with cool dorky people. One thing that I have said, and I'll say it again, I am sure, is that I am a socially adjusted dork... or something like that.

I get along with most every one, it takes a lot to offend me, and I handle myself pretty well when I am offended. I like to play games (video games, board games, or other), I like to have deep and interesting discussions, I like to get together with friends and drink, and on occasion you might find me at a bar with a group of people that I just met having a good ol' time!

I am looking for something real, I want to meet, and date people, the only problem is that I have been single for so long that I kinda forgot what being with someone is all about... you know? Then again, isn't meeting people and learning those skills what dating is all about.

I also want to throw this out here. I am all about equal rights. That goes for Homosexuals, women, minorities, the poor, literally everyone that is a human being should have equal rights. This is, of course, barring those that have violated the rights of others.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently received my associates degree in English and Communication. I plan on taking some time off, this last semester took a lot out of me as I was taking a total of six classes. My brain needs to unravel, you know? This summer I am planning on writing a book called "The Curse of King Andrew". After my break I am going to go back to school... I will either be pursuing my bachelors in English and communication, or Biology with a minor in psychology.

I also play in a Zombie L.A.R.P. game called Dystopia Rising. It is very dorky and and very fun! I might even post a picture or two from it at some point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I put my mind to, really. I have been told that i am pretty smart, but that is something that I rarely say; in fact you will hear me say, more often that not, that I am dumb sometimes. Here is a quick list of things that I can do:
Playing bass guitar (so-so)
Hooking up electronics with little or no help
Hosting a party
Hosting a role-playing game (D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Ect...)
Giving good advice
Seeing two sides to everything
Going on rants
Getting A's in school
Fighting zombies
...and the list goes on!
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I am wearing my kilt: my kilt. If I am not wearing my kilt: my red beard, and if I have happened to have shaved... umm... got it: my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "The Name of the Wind" and "The Tao Te Ching"

Movies: "Kill Bill" "No Country for Old Men" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

Shows: "Mtv's The State" "Daria" "Dead Like Me" "30 Rock" and "Avatar: The Last Air Bender"

Music: I am not a fan of Rap or country (unless it's older country)

Food: I like food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am going to go ahead and assume that "Friends and Family" is an answer that we all understand is something that people cannot live with out. So here are six thing outside of that.

(in no particular order)
1. Games (of all sorts)

2. A drink or two from time to time.

3. My cunning ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time (completely oblivious, unaware, and usually with hilarious results).

4. My creative mind

5. My affection for learning

6. Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative ideas for things. What people would sound like if they laughed tonally upward instead of tonally downward. Does that person over there think that I am staring at them when I am actually lost in thought, are they disturbed by it? If I left Fort Wayne to Indianapolis travailing 100 MPH for the first ten minutes but then steadily decreased my speed by 10 MPH every ten minutes after that: how long would it take me to get to Indianapolis. What it would be like to fly.... Does that person think I am crazy....

I spend a lot of time thinking about how our society has become a great big hypocritical mess on just about everything. This has also led to me trying not to be hypocritical, but is hard when I feel that the rest of society doesn't understand how to not be hypocritical.

I spend a lot of time thinking about ways that science and religion agree on a lot of aspects of things, and they just don't realize it; how the argument of religion is one that is centuries old and no one is going to come up with any new arguments on either side ever again, but for some reason we are just too damned stubborn to realize that people have different beliefs and there is nothing that we can do about that, and the only way that you are ever going to know the truth to that particular argument is to die, after which, you can't tell any one about it anyway.

I think about the myriad of of possibilities of cake. One simple design, or recipe, can be altered in so many different ways that no cake is ever the same, which is why, on a subconscious level, we never pass up cake because we want to know what it tastes like.

I can't be the only person who thinks like I do....

I think about everything... all the time... it's hard to shut down my mind's processor, it is my favorite and least favorite quality about myself.

I think a lot about my new found love for biology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I am usually just relaxing with friends/family. I rarely go to bars anymore because I worked in one for four years, and going to the bars is unreasonably expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am probably insane, not in a dangerous way, but in a kooky 1950's mad scientist sort of way.
You should message me if
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Message me if you are smart and confidant, if you're tired of dating assholes and jerks, and you want to talk to some one who is down to earth, even about serious things. Message me if you would wear a Daria Or Jane Lane costume for Halloween. Message me if you feel that you came onto this dating website for a reason and want to make a connection with someone.