I'm a fun laid back and caring single male. I don't have any kids
and I don't have an issue with women who do. I'm very playful and I
bet I can make you laugh. I have a serious side but when that side
comes out its green and normally a lot of smashing. Seriously I
like to joke but I'm about getting things done.
I like sport, football and basketball I follow and that's about it. I'm a fan of 49ers, FSU, and The Lakers. I like to workout and try to make it 3/4 days a week.
I'm of Caribbean ethnicity, Bahamas to be exact. I like to travel and have a few places to go on my bucket list, European and Africa are on this list. You wanna join me!
I believe two people who are in a relationship should compliment each other and add value their lives. I believe I can add value to a woman's life in some fashion. Either mentally, physically, or spiritually. I'm entertaining, affectionate, attentive, parsimonious and above else, I'm a man. I'm an alpha male, so please keep in mind, my personality is STRONG.
JOKE TIME!!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 896,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
I like sport, football and basketball I follow and that's about it. I'm a fan of 49ers, FSU, and The Lakers. I like to workout and try to make it 3/4 days a week.
I'm of Caribbean ethnicity, Bahamas to be exact. I like to travel and have a few places to go on my bucket list, European and Africa are on this list. You wanna join me!
I believe two people who are in a relationship should compliment each other and add value their lives. I believe I can add value to a woman's life in some fashion. Either mentally, physically, or spiritually. I'm entertaining, affectionate, attentive, parsimonious and above else, I'm a man. I'm an alpha male, so please keep in mind, my personality is STRONG.
JOKE TIME!!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 896,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
