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JustinCiderNYC

43 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I currently live in the Brighton Beach area of Brooklyn.
I want to learn sign language so I can be tri-lingual (technically I guess).
I value good conversation even though I always seem to be cracking jokes.
I work the overnight shift for the city so I'm usually working while the rest of NYC is asleep and I'm asleep while NY'ers are at work.

I am divorced, 1/2 PRican, and 1/2 Italian
What I’m doing with my life
As little as possible, I do work for the government, after all.
Seriously though, I'm taking each day as it comes and making the best out of each one.
I’m really good at
Making reservations (since I can't cook at all) ... Telling a joke (both dirty and clean) ... making people laugh ... useless trivia ... driving ... changing a tire ... sleeping ... I've been told I'm good at snoring but I'm usually asleep so I don't know if that is true.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes because they always make me look like I'm up to something even when I'm not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books : Stephen King, graphic novels, more of a newspaper / magazine guy though...

Music : All (seriously I like all types of music. I can't live without my Satellite Radio). I have a CD collection that puts Tower Records (remember them) to shame. Rock, R&B , classic Rap, Dance music (freestyle and old House music), lots of Soundtracks (for some strange reason), some Classical, Latin, some Country, Techno or classic NewWave...

Food : Chinese, Italian, Spanish and almost anything Spicy...

Movies :
a) Dramas --> Saving Private Ryan -- Pulp Fiction -- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon -- The Professional -- Usual Suspects (Kayzer Soze!) -- Seven -- A Few Good Men --

b) Comedies --> The Princess Bride (come on--it has Andre the Giant in it!!) -- The Breakfast Club -- M*A*S*H* (the original movie) -- Babe (the pig movie) -- Despicable Me (effin' minions)

c) Horror / Thriller --> Saw -- Scream -- Nightmare on Elm Street (original two films before it became a comedy) -- original The Excorcist

d) Sci Fi --> Star Wars (original three movies) -- Armageddon -- Alien / Aliens (not crazy about #3)

I'll add more as I think of them.
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, food (those are kinda obvious). Seriously: friends, my cell phone (Android not I-Phone) , DirectTV with the football package, family, bacon. I don't think I have found the 6th one yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a lot of stuff as you can see below....

1) That the scariest moment in life is the moment you realize you leaned back in your chair just a little too far and you just might fall and crack your head open...
2).... and then you recover your balance and breathe a sigh of relief...
4) ...and then do it again.
5) I am going to be sooooo upset if Charlie Sheen lives longer than I do. I swear I'm going to haunt him if I die first. That is, if watching him doesn't kill what is left of my soul.
6) When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians...when I'm walking I hate drivers... but no matter what, I always hate bicyclists :-P
7) I wasted most of the 3rd grade learning to write cursive.
8) I believe / think erectile dysfunction advertisements cause erectile dysfunction.
9) Italics is not good enough to show sarcasm when emailing or texting. Someone seriously needs to come up with a 'SARCASM' font.
10) I hate red lights when I'm driving, unless I'm texting then I'll even slow down at yellow lights just to get caught at the red light so I can finish a couple of messages uninterrupted.
11) I love almost every song on my I-Pod but when I put it on shuffle I always ... ALWAYS ... end up skipping a bunch of songs until I get to something I want to hear.
12) I like to make up funny band / team names (ie Cereal Killers, Honey Nut Ichiros, etc.)
13) Did anybody notice that there isn't a #3?
14) I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Something like a bar code that is equivalent to my social security number on my forearm. I was thinking I could swipe my arm under price scanners in different stores and see how much I cost.

also obscure lyrics, movie quotes, the weather (summer cannot come back here soon enough), the people in the office above me, how can I go about impressing you, did I set my DVR to record the right program (?!?), the last clip on YouTube that should be on Tosh.0, last night's Yankee game, how much I hate winter...etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't know...ask me on Saturday morning.
It could be a movie, a Yankee game at the stadium, a comedy club, doing laundry ... Worse comes to worse maybe do some OverTime at work :-(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I am willing to lie to your friends and family about how we met "on a line" at the bank, the supermarket, amusement park, etc. instead of "Online" ... umm ... uhh ... here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a cuddly goofball that will put a smile on your face... a drink in your hand ... someone who will hold doors open for you ...someone who knows the proper side of the street to walk on when accompanying you.

You are intelligent ... hold up your end of a conversation ... not be afraid to express your opinions or take a stand.