Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I currently live in the Brighton Beach area of Brooklyn.
I want to learn sign language so I can be tri-lingual (technically
I value good conversation even though I always seem to be cracking
Update : I now work for the NY State Court system.
I am divorced, 1/2 PRican, and 1/2 Italian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As little as possible, I do work for the government, after
Seriously though, I'm taking each day as it comes and making the
best out of each one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making reservations (since I can't cook at all) ... Telling a joke
(both dirty and clean) ... making people laugh ... useless trivia
... driving ... changing a tire ... sleeping ... I've been told I'm
good at snoring but I'm usually asleep so I don't know if that is
The first things people usually notice about me
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my eyes because they always make me look like I'm up to something
even when I'm not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Stephen King, graphic novels, more of a newspaper /
magazine guy though...
Music : All (seriously I like all types of music. I can't live
without my Satellite Radio). I have a CD collection that puts Tower
Records (remember them) to shame. Rock, R&B , classic Rap,
Dance music (freestyle and old House music), lots of Soundtracks
(for some strange reason), some Classical, Latin, some Country,
Techno or classic NewWave...
Food : Chinese, Italian, Spanish and almost anything Spicy...
a) Dramas --> Saving Private Ryan -- Pulp Fiction -- Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon -- The Professional -- Usual Suspects
(Kayzer Soze!) -- Seven -- A Few Good Men --
b) Comedies --> The Princess Bride (come on--it has
Andre the Giant in it!!) -- The Breakfast Club -- M*A*S*H*
(the original movie) -- Babe (the pig movie) -- Despicable Me
c) Horror / Thriller --> Saw -- Scream -- Nightmare on Elm
Street (original two films before it became a comedy) -- original
d) Sci Fi --> Star Wars (original three movies) -- Armageddon --
Alien / Aliens (not crazy about #3)
I'll add more as I think of them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food (those are kinda obvious). Seriously: friends, my
cell phone (Android not I-Phone) , DirectTV with the football
package, family, bacon. I don't think I have found the 6th one yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a lot of stuff as you can see below....
1) That the scariest moment in life is the moment you realize you
leaned back in your chair just a little too far and you just might
fall and crack your head open...
2).... and then you recover your balance and breathe a sigh of
4) ...and then do it all over again.
5) I used to have a funny Chatlie Sheen joke here but since his
announcement I removed it out of respect...
6) When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians...when I'm walking I hate
drivers... but no matter what, I always hate bicyclists
7) I wasted most of the 3rd grade learning to write cursive.
Especially since I use print for EVERYTHING!
8) NEW Do strippers after a long shift, get home,
start to undress, and think "Damn, I'm still working!!"
9) I believe erectile dysfunction advertisements are the cause of
most erection problems.
10) Italics is not good enough to show sarcasm when emailing or
texting. Someone seriously needs to come up with a 'SARCASM'
11) I hate red lights when I'm driving, unless I'm texting then
I'll even slow down at yellow lights just to get caught at the red
light so I can finish a couple of messages uninterrupted.
12) I love almost every song on my I-Pod but when I put it on
shuffle I always ... ALWAYS ... end up skipping a bunch of songs
until I get to something I want to hear.
NEW 13) I think a good name for a store that sells
used atrificial limbs can be "The 2nd Hand Second Hand Store" (ba
NEW 14) It has been over 30 years after the
Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster and we still haven't heard of a Russian
version of a superhero, like The Russian Hulk?
15) Did anybody notice that there isn't a
16) I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Something like a bar code
that is equivalent to my social security number on my forearm. I
was thinking I could swipe my arm under price scanners in different
stores and see how much I cost.
NEW 17) A USA Today poll showed there's a fine
line between a 'neighborhood watch program' and being a vigilante.
I think you're a vigilante if you have your own theme music and
wear a mask and/or cape.
also obscure lyrics, movie quotes, the weather (summer cannot come
back here soon enough), the people in the office above me, how can
I go about impressing you, did I set my DVR to record the right
program (?!?), the last clip on YouTube that should be on Tosh.0,
last night's Yankee game, how much I hate winter...etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know...ask me on Saturday morning.
It could be a movie, a Yankee game at the stadium, a comedy club,
doing laundry ... Worse comes to worse maybe do some OverTime at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I am willing to lie to your friends and family about how we
met "on a line" at the bank, the supermarket, amusement park, etc.
instead of "Online" ... umm ... uhh ... here.
Sometimes I'll notice that someone will visit my page multiple
times but hasn't sent a message. It makes me feel like a
refrigerator, where you open the door when you're hungry, don't
like what you see... Shut the door... Then open it up again hoping
to find something different. Slam it shut... Open it up another
time and still don't pull anything out (=leave a message). Makes me
think I'm better than whatever else is out there but not good
enough for them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a cuddly goofball that will put a smile on your
face ... a drink in your hand ... someone who will pull out the
chair for you ... a man who hold doors open for you (and lightly
slap your tush as you pass by just to remind you I'm still your
guy) ... someone who knows the proper side of the street to walk on
when accompanying you.
You are intelligent ... hold up your end of a conversation ...
you're not afraid to express your opinions or take a stand.
You will kiss me 💋 where it hurts AND kiss me👄UNTIL it hurts!
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