splitting my time between a punk house in new york and a shoebox in virginia.

straight-edge and vegan. I started this profile to get dates.

If you drink copious amounts of alcohol, smoke cigarettes or do drugs, we more than likely won't get along.

Big ups to my friends for setting me up for success on okcupid. Here's to my future success story/testimonial, suckers.

Also, if you don't read books for pleasure, we probably won't have anything to offer one another.

messing up relationships, friendships, and other appropriate hips and ships a half-step at a time.

also...

avoiding 'common sense' and grown-up skills at all costs.

appearing like an elitist blowhard on the internet and a charming peach in reality.

my lazy eye or awful posture.

Movies: Dancer in the Dark, All Things French Horror, Kill Bill Saga, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Lives of Others, The House of Yes, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Jack Ketchum's the Girl Next Door, Me, You, and Everyone We Know, Funny Games, La Fabuleux Destin D'amelie Poulain, A Walk to Remember, The Edukators, Them, Goodbye Lenin, This is England '88, Eraserhead, Drawing Restraint 9, Salo:The 120 Days of Sodom, Cannibal Holocaust, Rampage, Bent

Books: God is Not Great, The Death and Life of Great American Cities, The Second Sex, Giovanni's Room, The Metamorphosis, The Stranger, World War Z, Das Kapital, The Lucifer Effect, Mistakes Were Made...But Not By Me, American Psycho, No One Belongs Here More Than You, What is the What, The Sorrows of Young Werther, The Narcissism Epidemic, Discipline and Punish, I Pierre Seel: Deported Homosexual, How The Other Half Lives.

Current Music: Ane Brun, Articles of Faith, Tha Down Low (best r&b compilation), Battle Ruins, Bjork, Carissa's Wierd, Whirr, Chokehold, Neurosis, Diamond, Floor, Jawbox, and creating a summer mix I can bounce to.

Food: I'm currently learning to be more self-reliant and inventive in the kitchen...so far, it's been a disaster.

Currently:
1. dark chocolate almond milk
2. loot
3. semi maxed out credit cards
4. my obsession with the holocaust and misanthropic modes of thinking
5. chanel fancy belts-turned-necklaces
6. warehouses with treehouses in them.

road trips, sleeping, my next move, foreign languages, how much i want to travel, humanitarianism, running away to any major city, europe, how much sleep i'm going to get tonight.

visiting these places in no particular order:

candido godoi
the hill of crosses
salton sea
auschwitz-birkenau
centralia

not drinking.

is that i took exactly ten minutes to write this entire profile up, dweeb.

...okay, maybe twenty.

you have a death wish.

...or can show me where to get affordable antiques.