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26 Keyport, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 5:51am
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
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I really don't expect much out of this but fuck it, why not.

Quite simply, I'm just me. I march to the beat of my own drummer. I just enjoy having fun, whether it be playing Xbox Live with friends, sports, going to concerts, watching movies, or just hanging out and having a beer. I love to make people laugh and joke around. I'm just your stereotypical nice guy, I guess. I'm also not very good at describing myself as you can see. I'm the type of person where actions speak louder than words. I'm probably the best example of "not judging a book by their cover" because although I'm big intimidating guy with a beard, I'm one of the most laidback, easy-going, kind people you'll ever meet once you get to know me. I'm also kind of nerdy and if I can meet someone who gets my jokes and laughs at the same dumb internet memes as me, it would be awesome. So all I can really say is I look forward to talking to everyone.

Keep Calm and Chive On!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an aspiring photographer who has photographed boxing and wrestling events in the past. I love it. In the meantime, I work at a liquor store while going back to school to get my degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing in particular, but I'm at least pretty good at most things. Kind of a jack-of-all-trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my beard haha. I mean, it stands out and I take pride in it...kind of. It sets me apart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: Catcher in the Rye, hands down. I've read it more times than I can count. I'm also a big Stephen King fan. I've read his Dark Tower series sooo many times. Recently I read Ender's Game at the recommendation of a friend and absolutely LOVED it. It's probably now at #2 on my list.

Movies: Too many to name. I have well over 100 DVDs and Blu-Rays ranging from comedy to horror to action to drama. Ferris Bueller's Day Off is probably my favorite movie of all-time. Other movies that rank near the top of my list: The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Watchmen, Captain America, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Anchorman, The Social Network, The Princess Bride, Monty Python, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Inglourious Basterds, Sin City, The Sandlot, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Zombieland, The Wrestler, and anything with Christian Bale.

Shows: American Horror Story, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Community, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, The League, Psych, Boy Meets World, Saved By the Bell, Full House, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, Face/Off, and I love watching sports. I'm a diehard Yankees, Giants, and Devils fan.

Music: I listen to a lot of different stuff. My favorite band is definitely Murder by Death. Lately I've been big into indie bands like Winter Gloves, Born Ruffians, Circa Survive, The Dear Hunter, Owen, etc. I also love pop-punk such as Transit, The Wonder Years, Tigers Jaw, and Man Overboard. Then there's the other random nonsense I enjoy like MC Chris and MC Lars. Oh, and I LOVE Childish Gambino. Other bands I really enjoy = Neutral Milk Hotel, any of Jack White's three bands, Good Old War, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, Silversun Pickups, Mastodon, Cage the Elephant, Dance Gavin Dance, Saves the Day, and Brand New. If that doesn't show how all over the place my musical taste is then I don't know what does. There are literally too many bands for me to list here considering I have over 10000 songs on my iTunes.

Food: I'll try anything once. One of my favorite though is Thai food. Ever since I worked at a Thai restaurant I can't get enough of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My MacBook
- Music/my iPod
- My plasma TV with surround sound (as an avid movie watcher, I've become addicted to this set-up haha)
- My reliable Toyota Solara
- My father
- Beer of the craft variety
- My Canon Rebel

Yeah, I know that's 7 things. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out at a Devils game or hanging out with friends and bar hopping til we find one with a good band
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't really think of anything. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
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We have anything in common. Or if you want to.