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34 Mesa, AZ Man


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  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 11:18am
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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I have the raddest cat in the world. Just saying. Even people who don't like cats love him.

I'm pretty nice to have around, because I'm both somewhat handy and completely techy. So I've got those bases covered. I'm also really tall so I can reach all the things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished my first ever trial. It was a nightmare, haha. It's also like the worst time ever to be a new lawyer, because there are no jobs. So I work on my own.

Living in the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Various inconsequential things. ;)

Massages--I prefer giving them over receiving them. A friend whom I met from here actually just told me to put this in my profile, and that I won't be single for much longer, hahaha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cosmos, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse Five, The Alchemist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, any books about cosmology, evolution, or science generally.

Okay for fun, for the movies I'll quote a line and you can try to figure out which movie it is:

- "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
- "You boys like MEXICO?!"
- "I have been--and always shall be--your friend."
- "I am serious . . . And don't call me Shirley."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
- "Have fun storming the castle!"

TV: The new COSMOS!!, House, Game of Thrones, Through the Wormhole, Connections

Music: Alice in Chains, Megadeth, Guns N' Roses, Pearl Jam, STP, Queensrÿche, Gin Blossoms, Stabbing Westward, Live, Steely Dan, Van Halen, Group X

Food: Indian, Thai, little Mexican shack places
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a strange mix of coincidence and happenstance life really is.

The law.

Carl Sagan.

That there are people that actually like Kid Rock. And Sarah Palin. And Twilight.

And all three. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking to excess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get annoyed when people use "women" as a singular noun (i.e. "I'm a smart women"--uh huh).

I have a thing for long eyelashes and full lips.

Injustice sometimes makes me irrationally angry, which isn't really fair. People are blind to privilege and often don't even realize what advantages they have.
You should message me if
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You're generally awesome.

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