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34 M Mesa, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:01pm
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Wanna get together and make the world just a little bit better?

I have the raddest cat in the world. Just saying. Even people who don't like cats love him.

To summarize myself better, I'd say I'm far from perfect, and pretty contradictory:

- I'm a misanthrope who likes people and likes helping people.
- I'm tall and I've been told I can be intimidating, yet I can be pretty anxious in social situations sometimes.
- I love all things nerdy yet still wish I could've been a college athlete for the experience.
- I'm a lawyer but I hate most laws (I guess that isn't necessarily a contradiction, but more a statement on how ridiculously criminalized our society has become)
- I'm introverted but really love spending lots of time with the people I'm close to.
- I am a hopeless romantic who thinks popular notions of love are probably completely wrong.

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What I’m doing with my life
I just finished my first ever trial. It was a nightmare, haha. It's also like the worst time ever to be a new lawyer, because there are no jobs. So I work on my own.

Going as placidly amidst the noise and haste as I can.
I’m really good at
Various inconsequential things. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really tall, and have nice hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Cosmos, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse Five, The Alchemist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, any books about cosmology, evolution, or science generally.

Okay for fun, for the movies I'll quote a line and you can try to figure out which movie it is:

- "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
- "You boys like MEXICO?!"
- "I have been--and always shall be--your friend."
- "I am serious . . . And don't call me Shirley."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"

TV: The new COSMOS!!, House, Game of Thrones, Through the Wormhole, Connections

Music: Alice in Chains, Megadeth, Guns N' Roses, Pearl Jam, STP, Queensrÿche, Gin Blossoms, Stabbing Westward, Live, Steely Dan, Van Halen, Group X

Food: Indian, Thai, little Mexican shack places
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a strange mix of coincidence and happenstance life really is.

The law.

Carl Sagan.

That there are people that actually like Kid Rock. And Sarah Palin. And Twilight.

And all three. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking to excess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get annoyed when people use "women" as a singular noun (i.e. "I'm a smart women"--uh huh).

I have a thing for long eyelashes and full lips.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're generally awesome.