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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Straight, Sapiosexual
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish
My self-summary
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I'm pretty convenient to have around, because I'm both somewhat handy and completely techy. So I've got those bases covered. I'm also really tall so I can reach all the things.

I am moving to Edinburgh very soon, right around September 15. I visited in May and honestly, I've never felt more at home. I'm originally from Arizona and while it's been where I've always lived, I've never felt the way I did while walking down Fountainbridge or Lothian Road.

I have the raddest cat in the world. Just saying. Even people who don't like cats love him. Sadly, I'll have to leave him here when I leave the States. I don't want to, but I also don't want to traumatize him with 24 hours of traveling just to get to Scotland. This is the worst part of moving, but the friends he'll be with love him and he loves them, so it'll be okay. :-/
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished my first ever trial a while back. It was a nightmare, haha. It's also like the worst time ever to be a new lawyer, because there are no jobs. So I work on my own.

Living in the moment.

Just returned from over two weeks in the U.K. It was an amazing experience and I'm strongly considering figuring out how to move there.
I’m really good at
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Various inconsequential things. ;)

Massages--I prefer giving them over receiving them. A friend whom I met from here actually just told me to put this in my profile, and that I won't be single for much longer, hahaha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cosmos, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse Five, The Alchemist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, any books about cosmology, evolution, or science generally.

Okay for fun, for the movies I'll quote a line and you can try to figure out which movie it is:

- "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
- "You boys like MEXICO?!"
- "I have been--and always shall be--your friend."
- "I am serious . . . And don't call me Shirley."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
- "Have fun storming the castle!"

TV: The new COSMOS!!, House, Game of Thrones, Through the Wormhole, Connections

Music: Alice in Chains, Megadeth, Guns N' Roses, Pearl Jam, STP, Queensrÿche, Gin Blossoms, Stabbing Westward, Live, Steely Dan, Van Halen, Group X

Food: Indian, Thai, little Mexican shack places

Note: If you don't list any books on your own profile because you don't read, I hope you'll consider expanding your horizons!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a strange mix of coincidence and happenstance life really is.

The law.

Carl Sagan.

That there are people that actually like Kid Rock. And Sarah Palin. And Twilight.

And all three. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking to excess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get annoyed when people use "women" as a singular noun (i.e. "I'm a smart women"--uh huh).

I have a thing for long eyelashes and full lips.

Injustice sometimes makes me irrationally angry, which isn't really fair. People are blind to privilege and often don't even realize what advantages they have.

I exercise, but it makes me embarrassed to even admit I use creatine because then I feel like a total bro.

Random, nonscientific observation: Most of the scam profiles I come across on this site go on and on about having God at the center of their lives. Nonscientific conclusion: This is intentional because highly religious people are far more credulous than the average bear.
You should message me if
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You're generally awesome.

You realize that boys have feelings too.