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Kirbykyaw

25 M North Highlands, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am trying to avoid a nice long essay, so here are some attributes a group of friends pulled together.
Reclusive, analytic, inventive, truth-seeking, logical by nature, emotionally inclined (kinda), Social Drinker, Energetically lazy, Religiously Improper, Goofy,
Can Tell a Tale, Well Spoken, Rhetoric skilled, I have talent with Numbers, Reserved, An Eye for Beauty and Admirer of Beauty, Admires Technology, Slow to Trust, Loyal, Sexually Eccentric, A Bit Odd, Silly Beliefs, Quietly Observant, Avid PC gamer, Introverted, Has lupus, Dynamic.

Unfortunately I am socially inept. I don't even have a facebook.

I'll cuddle anyone. Sometimes for a price. Sometimes for a favor. sometimes for the hell of it.

You will get a friend vibe from me at first, even if you make it clear you're interested in me more than friends. I dunno what it is, but it just happens. I wish to have a friends first meet and then a date.
What I’m doing with my life
I am doing a lot. I am constantly learning, knowledge is power! I am freelance IT professional and general labor. I am working of course, 40-80 hour weeks. I been doing A LOT personal projects that include building computers, making jewelry, and creating other random things. On a side note, I am seeking an activity partner. I been also playing a lot of video games.

Currently taking a break from working. <--- lol this has been untrue for the month of June. lol
I’m really good at
Doing what Kirby does best.
Drinking coffee, playing PC games, being my silly goofy neeky self. You know, the fun shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
HOLY SH*T! You're a strange one. lol

You're fucking adorkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is clearly an arbitrary section and to avoid a very lengthy list of potently redundant set of items, I will put links to share with you some of my interest in music and other items. It's would be easier to just message me, tho.

I am into world history and am a huge fan of the ancient world and world war two histories.
I'm fascinated by space and science. I enjoy learning new things.

I am also a huge sci-fy guy. I love sci-fy movies. On rare times I watch T.V., it's ether about history, documentary, sci-fi, cartoons, or anime.
If you wanna kidnap me to Binge on a T.V. show or what not, I wont resist, tho, you shouldn't spare the rope... Just in case. :p

And now for the sharing.

Enjoy...

I'll start this off with some Autumn Love
Go a head, listen to this song. :,)
And this awesomeness.
Try not to fall in love with this violinist.
And remember,we are all one.
So let go.
And say I love it.
But don't forget to wake me up.
And lift me up.
So I can share ear porn with you.
Afterwords, we can watch a belly-dancer.
And pursue some vikings. Who kidnapped the belly dancer.
Where we realize, we are at the tipping point. Cause none of this is making any sense.
So, let the night air calm us and clear our minds.
And then do the butt dance, just because we can.
Even in our dreams.

"Should watch this amazing tribute about my favorite tank in one of my favorite games to a pretty awesome song. "

Also, I don't watch much T.V. and I LOVE to go to movie theaters. I dislike horror movies.

Food wise, if it taste yummy and doesn't kill me, I'll pretty much eat it.

I have way to many video games, just look at my steam account. Steam games (yes, you can add me on steam, just make sure you tell me you saw this on okcupid.)
And if you see a game in here you wanna play after we become friends or what not, let me know, this is only a fraction of the video games I have.
I have board games too.
Card games as well.

Look at that fail... xD
The six things I could never do without
6. A pair of feet.
5. A pair of legs.
4. A main body.
3. a pair of arms.
2. A pair of hands.
1. a head.

I could never do with out me.
Can you do without yourself? :D
On a typical Friday night I am
A 6 foot tall pink, spherical, marshmallow like creature with large red feet that can suck really, really, well and (only on Fridays) living in a dome-shaped house in the kingdom of Dream Land with my cheerful and child like innocent self making other laugh at my insanity.... Hey, NO ONE said any of this had to make ANY sense... At all. :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swear if someone brought me a Nestles vanilla drumstick, I would love you forever, and by forever, I really mean until it is all gone and then I would be a sad Kirby. :(

Yeah, I fucking love ice cream. Probably more then coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
Seeking friends. Good understandable people.

If you want a boyfriend\best friend\lover\a friend with amazing benefits who knows how to cook you a decent meal, bake you yummies, make you some piece of jewelry, Build you a computer and then fix it when you break it, give you a message with warm hands, and then cut wood into fire wood so we can cuddle next to a warm fireplace on a rainy day so we can appreciate each-others company in deep relaxation.

bonus points if you are short. Extra bonus points if you have small boobs, quit frankly I am still a guy and big boobs can distract and draw my eyes away from your beautiful eyes and face.

I am also looking for someone would come over and play games, with or with out me. I have a SHIT TON of games and quite frankly I feel like I wasted thousands of dollars and some games haven't even be played by me. It would quite nice to have someone come over and play em while I doing a project or when i am just lounging around reading.

And yes, you can also read from my tiny library.

A few qualities I am searching for:
420 friendly
Funny/sarcastic
Similar taste in music
Adventure seeker
Travel companion
Nerdy attributes
Compassion
Intelligent
Little old fashion

This piece here are words I admire:
"This is life, until the day we die, until then, just be happy and
Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,
Keep on the sunny side of life.
It will help us everyday, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life. "