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27 Cincinnati, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 2:55pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My life reads like the classifieds.
Pages of what's for sale; what's on the auction block.
Attention bidders! It's Lot 45.
He's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven't heard the best yet.
He writes good storylines, he's got those honest eyes.
So take him home for just $9.95.
He'll sing the songs you like, he'll keep you warm at night.

Above average blanket-fort builder

There's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.

Much love:
Assassins creed
Call of Doody
People watching
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being scared of horses. I'm not really afraid of them hurting me or anything ..its mostly the eyes.
I'm kinda freaked out by most animals with large eyes. But no one asks me to pet their fucking cow. Actually , no one has ever asked me to pet their horse either. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to music from 2005.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I get mistaken for this actor
And I guess that I can see it from the side
Maybe no one really seems to be the person that they mean to be
I hope I am forgotten when I die
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Noise: Bright Eyes and Conor Oberst, The fucking National , The Honorary Title, Margot and the nuclear So and sos, Mae, Anthony Green, The Academy Is...,Her Space Holiday, Cute is what we aim for, Tilly and the Wall, Cartel, Lydia, The Decemberists, The Rocket Summer, Senses fail, Emery, The Get Up Kids, Bayside, Straylight Run, Thursday, Copeland, Underoath, Desaparecidos, The Weepies, He is Legend, Vanna, Finch, The Starting Line, Blind Pilot, Brand New, The Early November, Dead Poetic, Say Anything, Pierce the Veil, The Format, Something Corporate, PlayRadioPlay, Manchester Orchestra, Emanuel, The Postal Service, AFI (Sing the Sorrow and earlier. If we're hanging out and you plop in your copy of Decemberunderground I promise ill break it into a hundred pieces, add 1/2 cup of water, 2 chicken Ramon noodle flavor packets, then simmer on low heat for 10 minutes. After it cools ill feed it to the neighbors dog. I always see him eating shit, so I doubt he'll be able to tell the difference)

Bigscreen: Blow, Gardenstate, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Inception, Drugstore Cowboys, The Shawshank Redemption, A Beautiful Mind, Trainspotting, Neighbors, Flight, Avatar, Inglorious Basterds, The Wolf of Wall Street, Wayne's World, Blood Diamond, Into the Wild, American Gangster, Observe and Report, All Kevin smith movies especially Clerks, Training Day, Pacific Rim, The Butterfly Effect, The Ring, Pandora's Box, The Departed, Semi-pro, Star Wars trilogy, Anchorman, The Sasquatch Gang, Snow on the Bluff, Cloverfield, District 9

FUCK Donnie Darko. I said it, it's a shitty movie and you know it. You only like it because your friends pretend to. Also, Not a fan of fight club, Eat my shorts.

Tube: EASTBOUND AND DOWN, Its always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Kenny Vs Spenny, Nurse Jackie, Dexter, Weeds, US of Tara, Shark Tank, Drugs Inc, The Wire

Paper: Lamb
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spent a week drinking the sunlight of Winnetka, California. Where they understand the weight of human hearts. You see sorrow gets too heavy and joy it tends to hold you, With the fear that it eventually departs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretend that you were stranded on a desert island,
What would be the message that you'd spell out for the plane?
Say the engine failed when that plane was flying,
If you were the pilot would you curse or would you pray?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Though I have absolutely no idea what that means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend more money on Lego sets than food, clothes and shoes.
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