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Juxtameme

27 M Glenshaw, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm awesome. Energetic, smart, charming, I've got it all, except for the six figure income. But that's on its way. Totally.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome. I act, I write, and I slay the mad bitches on the daily. And I fit in a 9-5 desk job in there somewhere.
I’m really good at
I play a few instruments, and I've got a pretty snazzy singing voice. You should hear it some time. Private concerts can be arranged at Karaoke night in your neighborhood.
The first things people usually notice about me
The parrot on my shoulder that's the re-incarnation of George Carlin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Gods is an awesome book by an awesome British ex-pat. I'm well read, so instead of a list of favs, I present two books that completely changed the way I looked at shit: Dune and Watchmen. Anatomy of a Murder: hands down, best film of all time. There are two genres of music, good and bad. I like the bad stuff. And my favorite TV show is a tie between The News Hours with Jim Lehrer and My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
The six things I could never do without
Morality, Creativity, Spontaneity, problem solving, lack of prejudice, and acceptance of facts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zero Bars. Why aren't there more white chocolate candy bars, anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Racing jetski's, confirming plans for Saturday's gathering of the Pittsburgh Illuminati chapter, and putting the squeeze on Big Tony to give up his share of the dough. Eating Wheat Thins and getting interrupted by Alex Trebek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My "Awesome dudes I would go gay for list", headlined by Chris Pine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go out with me. This is a dating site, duh.