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JuxtapozedJ

23 / M / straight / Single

Bradenton, Florida

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Oh Krys, I don't know if I'll ever win his affection. Hella sexy, and intelligent to boot. Plays a meeean guitar, too! <3 read more

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My Self-Summary

Ello mate! My name is Krys and i'm currently residing back home in Florida, where it's fun in the sun and great times no matter who you're with. No longer in the military and im excited to move on with the next phase of life and start culinary school. I'm a bigtime gourmand, which doesn't need to sound pretentious. It just means I really reallyyyy love food. I also love Fleet Foxes and strumming my spanish guitar. So I'm here to make people laugh, and maybe meet some interesting people while im at it. People often tell me im a clown at first, but my serious side is genuine and unmistakeable. Im attracted to women with intelligence, confidence, creativeness and a sense of humor. I also dont mind a woman who likes to keep it tight ;) In shape, ya know! message me if you want to know more...

What I’m doing with my life

Well, at best it's amazing. I've missed sunny Sarasota and Bradenton for so long. I'm honing my culinary skills day in and day out. Culinary school is right around the corner, but I'm at the point where I'm how I want everything to play out sequentially. On a lighter note, I'm try to be as much of an opportunist as I can and fill this dull earthly forum we call 'living' with as much excitement and passion as I see fit.

I’m really good at

Making people laugh. Playing my spanish guitar. Art. Cooking. Running long distances with little clothes on. Riding on the backs of dolphins. Sign language in French. Anything with Scissors. Pretty much anything I can put my mind to.

The first things people usually notice about me

What stunning eyes he has; I hope he knows I'm looking at his package.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite book at the minute is The English Patient
The Devil in the Kitchen- Marco Pierre White
A Cooks Tour- Anthony Bourdain
Anything by H.G. Wells
Books about the conscious mind or body; health; herbs & medicine;

Movies- im sort of a buff! City Of God, Into The Wild, The Darjeeling Limited, The Painted Veil, The English Patient, Goyas Ghosts, Wet Hot American Summer, A Scanner Darkly, Requiem For A Dream, Chocolat, Pollock, The Reader, Across The Universe, The Virgin Suicides The Life Before Her Eyes, The Garden State, Seven Years in Tibet...

More Musically:
Fleet foxes, The Black Crowes, Kings of Leon, The Kooks, The Shins, Band of Horses, Camera Obscura, Minus The Bear, Vampire Weekend, Keane, John Mayer, She & Him, The Black Keys, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, 311, My Morning Jacket, Carlos Santana, Amy Winehouse, Chet Baker, Grateful Dead, Slightly Stoopid, Aesop Rock, MF Doom, Lupe Fiasco, N*E*R*D, A Perfect Circle, Pearl Jam, Incubus, Bad Religion, Rage Against The Machine, Carlos Santana....lots more where that came from.

There are just certain things I need to sustain a healthy and happy lifestyle or I'd probably go wandering off a bridge or something. These are typically all-things great food...Risotto is comfort food. I have an affinity for dishes with lamb, olives and eggplant. Stir-fry dishes with heavy curry and coconut milk... anything I can put my hands over and create something..Yummy seasonal fruits, Stanky cheese, Summer vegetables. A tall glass of amber ale on the side of my plate.

Most of all, in combination these ingredients make me a happy camper. I cant keep away from kombucha tea either. & chai tea made from whole spices.. Whole foods is basically a shrine where I practice my not-so-widely accepted religion of Gourmet-ism..

The six things I could never do without

Six Things

1. My guitar and musical voice
2. Harnessing making great food
3. Art in all forms
4. Familia
5. Beautiful Florida
6. My Jeep

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why you haven't messaged me already.

On a typical Friday night I am

I try to get out on the weekends, Downtown Sarasota, Tampa. Doesn't have to be club scenes, I like small bars with homely crowds and great imports. I dont ever mind spending my time indoors though. Probably digging in to some delectables no matter who i'm with.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Sometimes I leave the lid up.

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