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Juylleces

23 Goose Creek, SC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 11
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically, I'm an english major art kid who got lost on the way to class three years ago.
I'm an eccentric billionaire without the billions, a Chesterfield king, and a stranger in a strange land. I'm extremely sarcastic, so verbose it's bombastic, and given the chance, I'd go intergalactic. I laugh at absurd situations. I spent a lot of time learning about the history of organized labor. If punk rock had saints, I'd be beatified. I've owned a tuxedo since I was sixteen, because I refuse to be underdressed. I'm trying my hardest to bring back dadaism. If I had to describe my frame, the most concise word would be 'lithe.' I'm a quiet person for most of the time; I prefer to speak only when I have things worth saying. I was semi-famous in the Marching Band world years ago, and I loved every second of it. I am a true egalitarian, but I absolutely abhor those who see everything as oppression. I work best with one or two people I can trust with me. I make obscure references to literature, art, sci fi, mythology and music. Oh, and I have a tattoo of a confused robot who is just sick of it on my side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel like a rapa-nui tribal, politely trying to warn my countrymen that although giant stone heads are really cool, maybe they aren't worth our ability to exist here.

It used to be just pursuing various interests, being really androgynous, taking road trips, searching for a manic pixie dream girl and trying to experience as much as I can before I grow up to be a Debaser. I write a lot of poetry, sing a lot of songs, learn neat things from books and occasionally go really cool places with really cool people.

I've joined on with the Navy, which is kinda lame, but it worked out really well for Pynchon, so I'm not too mad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm going to do this in list form, so just ask for clarification.
Not doing what they tell me
Having complete strangers treat me extraordinarily well
Beating stupid people and monsters with a bass guitar
Poetry
Having birds sing back to me when I whistle
Looking damn good in suit vests
Writing & Preforming songs
Making up various Honorifics
A Smorgasbord of instruments (well, I'm mediocre at them)
Using deductive reasoning to figure out the real reasons why people do things.
Missing when people are hitting on me, only to regret it in a week
Making my music sound exactly how I want it to with an equalizer
Getting out of tickets
Rolling my own cigarettes
Snark & Self loathing
Calming incredibly distraught girls down
Acting like I'm not a terrible dancer
Really nice hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to say my dashing good looks and sense of style. More likely, they probably notice that my eyes are sunken in and my nose is large. (Which I don't help by depriving myself of sleep and skipping the occasional meal which makes everything else a little more gaunt.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh man, this is going to be daunting. Five of each instead of everything.
Books (the first five I had on my shelf. I have a lot of books, and choosing a favorite is like choosing a favorite child.)
My collection of Ray Bradbury short stories
Pretty much anything by Vonnegut
Your fathers, where are they and prophets do they live forever?
Anarchy, State and Utopia
Gravity's Rainbow
Good Omens
Movies
Office Space
Freddy Got Fingered
Flash Gordon
Pulp Fiction
Shows
I don't watch much television. If I find myself in a mood to watch, it's normally bbc/dark comedies/cartoons/indie film channel stuff on Netflix. So, not much watercooler fodder
Music
The The
Early Front Bottoms
Various Ska bands
Screeching Weasel
Guys, Days N' Daze is so good and you need to listen to them
They Might Be Giants
I take baths almost exclusively to Saint-Saëns
Food
Whenever I eat unhealthy foods, I feel super guilty and kind of grossed out. Don't expect me to be ok with binge eating. Regardless, my mother taught me historic peasant meals when I was younger. They're my staple foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ukulele
Love
Backpack of extremely useful doodads
Someone to talk to
My sweet late nineties sedan
My self loathing and strange kinks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life, hypothetical situations, witty comebacks, word play, etymology, folk tales and superstition, possible long term goals, songwriting, how people can speak so often without saying anything at all, old friends, new friends, jazz chords, pointillism, the 'ingame stats' of objects in the real world, abandoned projects that need revisiting, how my sister is doing, the contrast between existentialism and absurdism, what to read next, the interweaving webs of individual decisions, emotions and thoughts that make our society run, the best way to do the most good.
(Also how I can properly balance being honest about my opinions and actions, and not come off as a pretentious jerk.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking heartache with hard work.
Returning bags of groceries accidentally taken off the shelves before their expiration date.
Feeling fine, despite the fact I can't make ends meet.
Packing my bags pre-flight.
Blowing my mind out in the car.
Playing uke at parties for free cigarettes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Because of being super bummed for years growing up, I've got a lot of mental instincts I wish I didn't. =/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have caught every reference on this page, I will love you forever. It's cool if you don't, but I'm going to marry the person who always knows what I'm talking about.
Anyway, send a message if: You'll let me write poems on your skin while we cuddle. You've found a grammatical error that I've missed. You'd much rather not, because I'm apparently intimidating or some nonsense like that. You can hear the clangboomsteam of cogs of immeasurable complexity echoing against the cave walls and their plasmahighdef1080p shadows. You've got nothing better to do, or are just looking for a new experience, or you want to be a little silly, or you want to play music together. All of that would be cool. Have decent grammar and the ability to maintain a conversation. If you don't write a paragraph to get things started, I probably won't reply; helps cut down on super awkward conversations. Ten free internet points to anyone who can explain how I came up with my username.
tl;dr: I am super lame.