I am aware that this is rather long. I'm also aware that I absolutely love reading well-written prose regardless of length, and I hope you do as well. Enjoy.
I'm an eccentric billionaire without the billions, a Chesterfield king, and a stranger in a strange land. I'm extremely sarcastic, so verbose it's bombastic, and given the chance, I'd go intergalactic. I laugh at absurd situations. I believe all things, great and small, have dignity. I spent a lot of time learning about the history of organized labor. If punk rock had saints, I'd be beatified. I've owned a tuxedo since I was sixteen, because I refuse to be underdressed. Ever since moving up to the city, I've been laughing about the fact that I'm more "country" than the people in camo with trucks. If I had to describe my frame, the most concise word would be 'lithe.' I'm a quiet person for most of the time; I prefer to speak only when I have things worth saying. I was semi-famous in the Marching Band world years ago, and I loved every second of it. I am a true egalitarian, but I absolutely abhor those who see everything as oppression. I work best with one or two people I can trust with me. I make obscure references to literature, art, sci fi, mythology and music. Oh, and I have a ferret. She's my personal guarantee that I'll smile at least once a day.
Oh, and if you haven't guessed by now, I've got depression and a lovely bit of anxiety.