Bascially i am a short, stocky (or in other words seriously unfit and fat) lil pretentious man with extremely high standards for the women he wants to hook up with ... Think i could be suffering from the George Costanza syndrome ....

Just your garden variety average loser stuck in a dead-end job with visions of grandeur .....

Didn't i just make it very clear above .... I am slacking ......

Procrastination and hopefully sex .......

I would like to say my abs but unfortunately they are non-existent ....

Books .... well i would love to name drop some pretentious lil shit here like Atlas shrugged or Love in time of cholera but seriously who reads that crap ... wodehouse, henry david thoreau, david eddings are more like it at least for me ...

Movies ... hmmm, a topic close to my fat, bloated heart ... My top 5 will have to be Fight Club, Matrix I, North by Northwest, Night of the living dead and Shawshank Redemption in no particular order ... and i hate stupid japanese and korean horror wannabe movies .... after all how frightening could a scrappy lil kid coming out of your tv could be ... if you want horror, go and watch "Night of the living dead" ... seriously ...

Music .... if memory serves me correctly, the bard once quoted "If music be the foood of love, play on" .... and i truly believe the music of the soul to be Jazz especially the sultry voice of Ella fitzgerald ... and yes, Hip Hop comes in a close second .... the rythmatic beat is juz fucking great when you are boinking a hot, nubile body (preferably female) ...

hmm,sarcasm ....
internet porn ...

I have to seriously think about the rest .....

sex, of coz .... its been scientifically proven that a male mind spends the better part of every minute thinking about sex .... great isn't it ....

Probably surfing for internet porn unless if i already manged to find some and in that case, u should know know what i will be doing .... do u need me to spell it out for u ???

That i am a sensitive, tortured soul who is looking for some soulful love here ....

If you have an acid tongue who would love to get it on nasty, pls msg me ....