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Jvalentine322

32 M Pittsburg, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
The Tao of Pooh is my bible. I believe the world is my country, mankind is my brethren and to do good is my religion. Bonus points if you know who said that without Google...

I want a girl who reads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&feature=youtu.be

I was born in Long Beach, but grew up in a small town near Santa Barbara called Lompoc, which I think means "stagnant water" in some Native American language. Maybe Chumash? Oh well, it's not important. My life, like anyone else's, has had its ups and downs. Fortunately, I am a Taoist and am pretty good at always finding the positive in any situation. I love puns, corny jokes, and non-sequiturs

I am a sales trainer and I have worked very hard to get everything I have and am finally at a very happy, comfortable place. I would ideally like to find someone whom I can share my life with, but I would prefer to start out as friends because I think it creates better, longer lasting relationships. I can't guarantee that we will be a match, but I will guarantee a fun, interesting conversation, and maybe a new friend. That's not a money-back guarantee or anything, just the word of a gentleman.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life... Good question, I wonder that same thing almost every day. What are YOU doing with YOUR life, OKCupid? How DARE you... Right now, I'm rewriting my "What I'm doing with my life" section on my OKCupid account, in the hopes that this one paragraph is the ticket to finding happiness. I'm also thinking about what I can put in this section that will truly answer this question. I suppose "working a lot" is too vague. I try to go to the gym 3-4 days a week, although I prefer to get my cardio from football, ultimate frisbee, or basketball. I work a pretty standard 8-5, Monday-Friday gig as a sales trainer, which involves a lot of very fun and interesting activitie. I have a deep passion for what I do, and I would describe myself as ambitious and driven to achieve my goals. I read a lot. It's like, super important to making your brain smarter and stuff. I drink good beer and good bourbon, but not in an unhealthy amount. I drink mostly water and coffee when I'm not drinking the two aforementioned beverages. I like bars over clubs, hotels over camping, burgers over steaks, beer over wine, peanut butter over jelly, mind over matter, HBO over Showtime, Hip-Hop over Country, pool over darts, basketball over football, weed over booze, Apple over PC, Nike over Reebok, iPhone over Android, sleeping in over waking up early, staying up late over going to bed, eggs over easy, Honda over Toyota, optimism over pessimism, reading over TV, meat over veggies, and that's it for now.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at filling stuff out, especially if there are several thousand questions random bullshit. I thought there was an end to the questions, which was my first mistake.

I'm also good at sitting on things. One time, I sat on a chair for like, at least 2 hours. People were like, "whoa, check out that guy in the chair!" it was pretty awesome. I'm pretty good at walking my dog, just ask her. She'll be like, "Bark bark! Ruff!" Which means, "Jesse is my favrorite walking human!" I'm also really good at telling jokes, and you can expect a nearly constant barrage of jokes. Like this one: Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing. Oh, it gets me every time! Here's a quick list of things I'm really good at.
Reading
Eating
Sleeping
Using my opposable thumbs
Thinking
Billiards
Spinning a basketball on my fingers
Frisbee
Conversing
Making you laugh
Lists
Remembering names
Forgetting everything else
Watching movies
Watching TV
Playing video games
Breathing
Sex
Judging
Understanding
Telling jokes
Hearing jokes
Non sequiturs
Logic
Making people feel comfortable
Sarcasm
Solving problems
Going too far
Understanding people
Not understanding myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea what people notice about me, but I would like to believe that they notice how smart, funny and handsome I am. Then they might notice that they are looking at someone else. I am almost always smiling, except probably when I'm asleep, but who knows? Anything is possible, that's what I always say. To myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Catcher in the rye
In Cold Blood
Switch
Made to stick
Armed madhouse
Confessions of an Economic Hitman
Poisonwood bible
Fahrenheit 451
Stranger in a strange land
The glass castle
Anything by Malcolm Gladwell
The Tao of Pooh
The Te of Piglet
How to win friends and influence people
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, Greg Palast, or the Heath Brothers
The curious incident of the dog in the night
All David Sedaris books, especially Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family In Courdoroy and Denim
Most Stephen King
All Malcolm Gladwell

Movies:
Life is beautiful
The dark knight series
Anything by Wes Anderson (Bottle Rocket, Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom, Rushmore, etc.)
The Bourne series
Waiting for superman
The corporation
Tombstone
Legends of the fall
Last of the Mohicans
Scarface
Goodfellas
8 mile
Anything by Judd Apatow (knocked up, pineapple express, Superbad, etc)
Enter through the gift shop
Clerks
Equilibrium
Friday

TV shows
Arrested Development
Workaholics
Always sunny in Philadelphia
The office
Parks and recreation
Community
30 Rock
Wilfred
Louie
Justified
Repo games
Shameless
Dexter
Newsroom
Boardwalk empire
Life and times of Tim

Music:
Mac Miller
Big K.R.I.T
Eminem
The roots
Tribe called quest
Immortal technique
Lykke Li
Aesop rock
J-live
K-Os
Yelawolf
Decemberists
Phoenix
MGMT
Ra Ra Riot
Foster the people
Johnny cash
Bobby Darin
Mayer Hawthorne
Biggie
Tupac
Qwel
Jay-Z
Nas
Frank Sinatra
Band of horses
Wu-Tang
Kraak and smaak
Black Keys
Kid Cudi
Cut Copy
Vampire weekend
Cool kids
Blackalicious
Chip the ripper
Little brother
Damian marley
Bob marley
Matisyahu
Grouch and Eligh
Busta rhymes
And a lot more...
The six things I could never do without
Water
Food
Shelter
Love
Books
Someone to share it with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how many questions there are on this site. At first, I figured there were like 100 questions. Then, after answering what felt like several thousand questions, I started to get scared. Maybe the questions NEVER end?! Maybe part of the test is how many questions you answer before saying, "Fuck this! I quit!" I also think about other dating sites, and how they asked so few questions compared to this site. Is that a good thing? I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night, I am watching T.G.I.F. reruns on my computer, and trying to make my hair look like Uncle Jesse's hair on Full House.
I may also be at T.G.I.Friday's enjoying some delicious buffalo chicken burrito nibblers or whatever bullshit they sell there.
One time I spent a Friday with my friend who smokes a lot of weed and he accidentally smoked a bunch of weed that he was supposed to sell for Big Worm and also he was Chris Tucker and also I was Ice Cube and also this is the plot of the movie Friday if you didn't already pick up on this. You know, typical Friday stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a Redditor. And I'm on OK Cupid. And I'm an agnostic Atheist. I have had a lot of good adventures, but you will have to meet me to learn about them. I could tell you stories for days...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are open minded, intelligent, optimistic, and enjoy good conversation. If you are not looking for just another douchebag who wants nothing but sex. I want other things too, like a sandwich. Especially right after some sex. Calm down, I'm kidding. Sort of. If you like to laugh, try new things, and are easy going, send me a message.