I want a girl who reads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&feature=youtu.be
I was born in Long Beach, but grew up in a small town near Santa Barbara called Lompoc, which I think means "stagnant water" in some Native American language. Maybe Chumash? Oh well, it's not important. My life, like anyone else's, has had its ups and downs. Fortunately, I am a Taoist and am pretty good at always finding the positive in any situation. I am pretty goofy, and I love puns, corny jokes, and non-sequiturs
I am a sales trainer and I have worked very hard to get everything I have and am finally at a very happy, comfortable place. I would ideally like to find someone whom I can share my life with, but I would prefer to start out as friends because I think it creates better, longer lasting relationships. I can't guarantee that we will be a match, but I will guarantee a fun, interesting conversation, and maybe a new friend. That's not a money-back guarantee or anything, just the word of a gentleman.