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Jwallyman51

25 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I'm originally from the Midwest/South
- I'm currently the second coolest guy in my house out of four dudes, as voted by myself
- I'm extremely sarcastic and I love making people laugh
- I work in television
- Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun Times raves that I am, "Somebody he doesn't know."
- I love traveling and staying active
- I also love staying in and debating what to watch on Netflix
- I'm looking for a relationship
- I apologize for keeping this short but I would prefer to get to know you through conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Broadcast Technician
Stand Up Comedian
Sleep Champion
Fun Captain
Adjective Noun
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vaguely summarizing myself (see above)
Eating too much and immediately feeling guilty
Taking two showers a day
Morgan Freeman Lists (see below)
Keeping my room clean
Not honking my car horn
Using parentheses (see here)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I am never just holding three babies. I mean, that is an absurd amount of babies to just be holding at one given time. One baby, sure. Two babies....maybe on occasion. Never three babies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, Born Standing Up by Steve Martin

Movies: The Truman Show, Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Her, Warrior, Perks of Being a Wallflower, True Romance, Signs, Contact, Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, The Naked Gun Trilogy, most horror/thriller films, most Disney films and much much much more

TV: Breaking Bad, True Detective, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Lost, BSG, It's Always Sunny, The Office, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Community, Louie, Fresh Prince, Boy Meets World, Arrested Development, SNL

Music: Anything from the 90's, Ben Folds, Foo Fighters, Arcade Fire, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Local Natives, The Oh Hellos, The Beatles, Kanye, Eminem, J Cole, Nas, Rudimental, Guns N Roses, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and much much much more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Lists of only Morgan Freeman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we are all here
The Universe
Jokes
The future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a comedy show or out with friends but I am always down to stay in for a movie night
You should message me if
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you are the coolest person. Please only the coolest of people, thank you. Seriously though, be super cool about it.