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Jwimpfheimer

24 Orem, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a fun and funny person. I love to SWIM!!, VIDEO GAMES!, , and at this moment I work at vivint. anything swimming I am there, and of course i am bad at talking about myself haha. Also I enjoy vulgar humor. Being a comedian. And of course being the DAMN MAN!! So I also got to disclaimer I am a people person. That means I enjoy PEOPLE!! I tease the people I like too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, improv, making small dumb youtube videos, and just being kind of the damn man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a comedian. Makeing people laugh. Making people feel uncomfortable. But most of all I am really good at making everyone feel accepted around me. Because anyone is accepted by me. Also video games, I am very competitive. Cuddles I am a giant teddy bear
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am REALLY tall or its that I am an easy to get along with person. Also they notice right after that I am bad at english haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food anything besides radishes.
I enjoy anime that is dark, actiony, and has a really good message.

Books wise the Well of Echoes series by Ian Irvine is by far my favorite. But I do enjoy a good young adult fantasy like The Beyonders by Brandon Mull.

Show wise I like a lot of stuff my top 3 shows are Berserk, The Shield (The one with Vick Mackey), and South Park.

My top 3 movies of all time are Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Goon, and Army of Darkness

Music wise almost anything. As long as you can understand the lyrics without reading them I am good to go. Top 3 favorite bands in no particular order. Megadeth, Pendulum, Diablo Swing Orchestra.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Games, Comedy, music, Swimming, Family. All of these in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it means to be the best. And why laughing is life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing short stories or working. Yep a short simple life haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my biggest turn on is making me laugh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk yo. I love talking to new people. Seriously whether its about something strange and out of the blue or serious talk or hell even just a light conversation.