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Jwimpfheimer

24 Orem, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a fun and funny person. I love to swim, play video games (semi pro dota 2), a forum moderator, anything outside I am there, and of course am bad at talking about myself haha. Looking for something serious at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work. I now do forum moderating at terrible terrible morning hours haha. I also do stand-up some weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a comedian. Makeing people laugh. Making people feel uncomfortable. But most of all I am really good at making everyone feel accepted around me. Because anyone is accepted by me
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am REALLY tall or its that I am an easy to get along with person. Also they notice right after that I am bad at english haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food anything besides radishes.
I enjoy anime that is dark, actiony, and has a really good message.

Books wise the Well of Echoes series by Ian Irvine is by far my favorite. But I do enjoy a good young adult fantasy like The Beyonders by Brandon Mull.

Show wise I like a lot of stuff my top 3 shows are Berserk, The Shield (The one with Vick Mackey), and South Park.

My top 3 movies of all time are Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Django Unchained, and Army of Darkness

Music wise almost anything. As long as you can understand the lyrics without reading them I am good to go. Top 3 favorite bands in no particular order. Megadeth, Pendulum, Diablo Swing Orchestra.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Games, Comedy, Physicallity (cuddling, hugs, kissing, etc...), Swimming, Family. All of these in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it means to be the best. And why laughing is life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing short stories or working. Yep a short simple life haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My names Jacob... 2spooky
You should message me if
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You are seriously interested in going on a date.