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Jwimpfheimer

24 Orem, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a fun and funny person. I love to swim, play video games, a forum moderator, and at this moment I work at vivint. anything swimming I am there, and of course i am bad at talking about myself haha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, improv, making small dumb youtube videos, and just being kind of the damn man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a comedian. Makeing people laugh. Making people feel uncomfortable. But most of all I am really good at making everyone feel accepted around me. Because anyone is accepted by me. Also video games, I am very competitive. Cuddles I am a giant teddy bear
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am REALLY tall or its that I am an easy to get along with person. Also they notice right after that I am bad at english haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food anything besides radishes.
I enjoy anime that is dark, actiony, and has a really good message.

Books wise the Well of Echoes series by Ian Irvine is by far my favorite. But I do enjoy a good young adult fantasy like The Beyonders by Brandon Mull.

Show wise I like a lot of stuff my top 3 shows are Berserk, The Shield (The one with Vick Mackey), and South Park.

My top 3 movies of all time are Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Goon, and Army of Darkness

Music wise almost anything. As long as you can understand the lyrics without reading them I am good to go. Top 3 favorite bands in no particular order. Megadeth, Pendulum, Diablo Swing Orchestra.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Games, Comedy, music, Swimming, Family. All of these in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it means to be the best. And why laughing is life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing short stories or working. Yep a short simple life haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a lot of board/card games. A LOT. My favorite one of them is cards against humanity.
You should message me if
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You want to talk yo. I love talking to new people. Seriously whether its about something strange and out of the blue or serious talk or hell even just a light conversation.