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54 • M • Steubenville, OH
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–55
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Jun 15
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Christianity, and laughing about it
- Aries, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Science / Engineering
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
- Likes dogs
- English, Spanish
History books, The Shining, To Kill a Mockingbird, Robinson Caruso, Hitchhiker's Guide, 1984, Silence of the Lambs, Watchers, Watership Down, Catcher in the Rye, Romeo†Juliet, Stranger in a Strange Land, Electric K☠☠L-Aid Acid Test, Through the L@@King Glass, I Am Third, Zen and the Art of Motorcylcle Maintenance, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Kon-Tiki, Flaming Iguanas, All the King's Men, Great Expectations and A Tale of Two Cities. Labyrinth, Catch-22, Story ♀f O, SteppenWolfe, Chariots of the Gods, Dune. Anything Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Steve Martini or Hunter S Thompson.
..Used to read a lot. now i kinda need glasses, so not as much :O(
Movies: The Deer Hunter, Dead Poets Society, Ground Hog Day, Ghost, Troy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Truman Show, Click, Sid ஜ Nancy, Fast Times, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, The Shining and Willy Wonka (originals). One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Forrest Gump, Bruce Almighty, Blue Velvet, Face Off, Vampires, Se7en, Romeo † Juliet (by Baz Luhrmann). Independence Day, Omega Man (et al), Rocky series, Riding w Boys in Cars, ET. Most anything with Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Bobby DeNiro, or Drew Barrymore; or by Stan Kubiak, Fran Coppola or Marty Scorsese.
TV: Guess 2 1/2 Men is out of the question now. Comedies and Jeopardy! mostly. i try to watch series (True Blood, The Good Wife, The Walking Dead) in the winter when i have more free time. Plus, the dvds don't have commercials, so that adds months to my Life, LoL.
Music (this could be fun):
Tom Petty, Tom Jones, Black Sabbath, Black Crowes. Counting Crows, Sheryl Crow had Red Hot Chilis, yet "Popsicle Toes." BiLLiES; Idol, Squire, Holiday, Joel; AND Billy Ray Cyrus; AND Stevie Ray Vaughn want to Kiss Britney. Static X bothers ELO. Shania has REMs with her REOs from her AWB to her ZZ Top. Did BeeGees YnT a SlipKnot? In the Soundgarden, Bruce Twistid an L.O.G and Wi†neSSed a WEENed, WAR WASP Sting Bon Jovi. Arrested Developement: New Radicals in Danzig, Berlin told The New Addition that The Doobies caused Jane's Addiction. Alice n Chains, SaltNPeppa, Sugar Cubes, Bone~Thugs, ~n~ Harmony gave Hanson TheFallen Archies! Pink Floyd Eagles eat Beatles and Monkeys??! Ludacris, Metallica!! Slayer all of GWAR and Pantera... Accept Carpenters.
auction: "ONE! B-52's Three Dog Night n 2-Live Crew, 3 Doors Down, Third Eye Blind, 3-Six Mafia got 3-1-1. FOUR! Seasons, Four Tops. Do i hear FIVE! 4 Fighting, Six Ft Under, SevenDust. Thrice, SOLD! for 50 Cent to Presidents of the United States of ~.America.~" That's Deeeep Purple for a Def Leppard. Plus 44 Nine Inch Nails gave Mott the Hooples? Who Disturbed the Prince and Queen? Car Doors! Fuel for Journey. Exodus to Chicago! Killswitch, Engage. Faster Pussycat! Clutch Tool (30 Seconds to Mars). Dokken. "Ten Seconds to Love!" Nirvana!! Bel Biv DiBow, ABBA Bobby Brown-Bush-Beck BowWow, Chaka Khan, Dimmu Borgird D'JORK. Rage Against the Machine In Flames! Mötörhead is Grateful Dead. Tommy Dorsy, Tommy Waits; meet Tommy, Rick and Etta James. Ratt P☠ison in Richard's Cheese? Mötley Crüe used STP! Eurythmics Everclear; Deftones Exposé(d). Mister Mister, UB40? Train Til Tuesday to Overkill H.I.M. Twisted Sister N'Synch Triumph in Timbuk 3! Bing Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young Jeezy; They Might Be Giants. Cinderella, Elvis, and Eminem wore Great, White T's with White Stripes and threw a Barry White Snake at a White Zombie. I'll have Limp Bizkit with Pearl Jam, MeatLoaf, Cream-KoRn. "Cut the Cake!" Uncle Cracka? Cracker, please! Kid Rock's no TCHAIKOVSKI!! On Jefferson's Airplane, Janis, Jimmi n Dylan all got The Hives. Winger Heart, :o( Dean Martin NOR Kurt Cobain's ALIVE! Beach Boys, Beastie Boys and Blondie with Guns N Roses... thus Hole. Commodores found a Cult Cure; "Bad Medicine" for their Collective Soul. Gary Lewis, Gary Puckett, Notorious B.I.G. No Doubt, Nora Jones is allegic to Cranberries and Real Big Fish. System of a Down 36 Crazyfists (that bar in CrazyTown), Rush and YES, anywhere "Roundabout" Billy Ocean of O-Town. OZZy and The Osmonds' Partridge Family sailed away to Parliment to Breeder and Bears Offspring that's Barry Manilow. David Bowie owes Dave Clark Five. David Allan Coe saw Dave Brubek, Live by Nick's Cave and took them Bad Seeds down Nickle Creek to Little River Band where Marvin Gay's Ministry at Metal Church is Megadeth for Men at Work. LL, That Skynard Cool J, Loverboy and Nas were FooFighting Foreigners. Those Misfits were Flogging Molly and Smashing Pumpkins. That Insane Clown Posse Used Styx, Sex Pistols, a 45 Special, and a Velvet Revolver Down Boston... You know Daddy Yankee? DC Talk INXS? He had Jars of Clay with Gin Blossoms in 'em!! Bullet, Boys so PoLice ("Send in the Clowns") to Rise Against The Killers and Phish for Dead Kennedys. Aerosmith (the Led Zepplin) "Dropped a Bomb on" VanHalen. Alan Parson's "Project, Tesla" was just Turtles in an Iron Maiden. U2 Was Not Was Kansas NOW, ToTo. But that was all pre-Madonna. Then "One" Green Day, Godsmacked Gorillaz, Dropkicked Murphy's Cradle of Filth, and Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence Taking Back Sunday, for the Rancateurs had Faith No More!!
-Yeah, i know... that took three days O' my Life, so i copywrited(?) it. i'm so vain, i prob'ly think this profile's about me!
Food: Pizza, GOOD Ruebens (home-cured corned beef , etc), stir fry, open face roast beef or turkey sandwiches w mashed potatoes n gravy, smoothies (pineapple and strawberries and pomegranate, oh my!) a GOOD cheeseburger w the works! and Fresh bread. and Pizza (i know)
family (in case they read this!)
friends (keep them close... )
music (former Karaoke King of "the 614")
computer & internet (would rather lose a finger)
pizza (esp DiCarlo's and New York City's!)
Hmmm.... books used to be on here somewhere.... Has anyone seen my attention span?
Trying to figure out what old, single ppl do for entertainment (the strip bar scene would be kinda weird now... for them, LoL) as the realization sinks in that i'm not a kid anymore, Buddy.
Oh, dunno worry... almost nothing is sacred!
Peace and much Love,
-The ღAmerican ☠ Inspectorღ
aka "Jack Tripper" (at karaoke)
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