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19 El Cajon, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 9″ (2.06m)
Body type
Strictly vegan
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have Asperger Syndrome, and while it does not excuse my behavior, it might help to explain it. I offend people constantly without trying to, so be prepared for that.

If asked something, I will give a very honest answer. If you like honesty, I'm your man. If you like white lies, please direct your attention to someone else.

I enjoy looking at things from a variety of viewpoints, and I believe that that allows me to empathize with a great number of people quite easily. I find that this allows me to play devil's advocate effectively, as well as reason with people I disagree with.

I find traditional gender roles unimportant.

Contrary to what this summary might imply, I'm actually not very dry and great fun to talk to most of the time. Even if you're not interested in me, I think I could be a valuable friend to you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I. Education
AS, AA @ Grossmont College, 2016
BS, BPhil @ University of California, Berkeley, 2019
JD, PhD @ Stanford University, 2024

II. Career
2024: Teach at old community college to reconnect with my roots.
2025: Begin practicing law
2025: Buy a small house.
2026: Buy another small house. Rent out first small house.
2030: Continue until 10 small houses have been bought.
2030: Begin buying fast food franchises.
2035: Start company in biotech sector.
2040: Run for the House of Representatives. Distinguish self as ethical person that reads bills and doesn't cut corners.
2044: Run for Senate. Receive attention for bipartisanship and and desire to serve the people.
2074: Retire from Senate and from chairman position of company.

III. Family
Find a life partner by age forty is my only definite plan at this time. Children are a negotiable matter.

IV. Puerile humor
Your mom, a lot of drugs, and like a schoolgirl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being considerate, writing, memorizing, reading quickly, chess, bowling, tennis, writing poetry, trolling, stand up comedy, improvisational comedy, comedic acting, dramatic acting, running, computer programming, guitar, piano, drums, bass, super bass, bass pro shop, using commas, run on sentences, nothin', speaking redneck.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. I am told I have very powerful eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything that has a good story that either entertains or evokes thought. I will listen to almost everything where everything is in the right key.

Best of the best books: TKAM, S5, GTIOTM, CITR, P&P, W&P, C&P, GWTW, and much more.

Favorite videogames top 10:

10. Simpsons Hit and Run
9. Halo
8. GH3
7. GTA: Vice City
6. Super Mario
5. Modern Warfare 3.
4. GTA: San Andreas
3. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
2. Skyrim
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could cite some Maslow, but forget it. This section is not meant for theory.

1. White privilege
2. Opposable thumbs
3. Curiosity
4. Artificial light
5. Challenge
6. Language
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the world is how it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing PS4 or League of Legends or reading or working. I hope to add 'date with girlfriend' to this rotation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often put other people in front of myself.

I usually assume that people dislike me unless I'm told otherwise.

I can be very paranoid.
You should message me if
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You think we'll be good friends.