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19 M El Cajon, CA

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Last Online
Today – 5:32pm
3′ 1″ (0.94m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A complete failure as a dater, an aspiring debater, a terrible cheese grater.

That's me.

I have no idea who I am, and I have no idea what I want to be. Probably something rewarding or something.

For all my trivial knowledge, I don't know the basics of how I want my life to go. Some would call that adventurous, others would say that I'm a flaky fucktard. Maybe both are true, maybe neither are true.

If I message you and you are uninterested in me, just reply "fuck you loser". It saves me some time.

That's about all.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a student. I don't know if I'm going to finish.
I’m really good at
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Being considerate, writing, memorizing, reading quickly, chess, bowling, tennis, writing poetry, trolling, stand up comedy, improvisational comedy, comedic acting, dramatic acting, running, computer programming, guitar, piano, drums, bass, super bass, bass pro shop, using commas, run on sentences, nothin', speaking redneck.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. My eyes are a magical portal to infinity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything that has a good story that either entertains or evokes thought. I will listen to almost everything where everything is in the right key.

Best of the best books: TKAM, S5, GTIOTM, CITR, P&P, W&P, C&P, GWTW, and much more.

Favorite videogames top 10:

10. Simpsons Hit and Run
9. Halo
8. GH3
7. GTA: Vice City
6. Super Mario
5. Modern Warfare 3.
4. GTA: San Andreas
3. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
2. Skyrim
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Calcium, Iron.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If my life is worth living, why the world is so advantageous for the manipulative, why people fight over such petty things, why people don't like me, if I'm physically attractive, books, films, why lonely people have standards about who they associate with, if I deserve to filter the people that come my way, if I deserve to live, what would happen if I ruled the world, murders I could commit, if I'm going to hell, how girls think, if being completely heterosexual is an illusion, if anything can be considered normal, when I'll die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, talking to my next big crush.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm somewhat desperate.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I interest you in any way.