Hello, my name is Timothy and I, like most, am terrible at writing self-summaries, so I recently went around asking my friends to describe what they thought about me. Here's what some of them said:

...A non-stop, rip-roaring, action packed extravaganza! -- Jaime

Riveting!! -- Kristen

Nothing but pure, balls-to-the-wall, high octane action that grabs onto you in the first instant and doesn't let go until the credits roll! -- Andrew

A no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled, heart-pounding white knuckle thrill ride through the streets of modern America! -- Samantha

...Not to be missed! -- Matt

An instant classic! --Vanessa

Whimsical! A charming expedition into the heart and mind. -- Terry

HOLY SHIT TIMOTHY IS A SHOT OF ADRENALINE STRAIGHT TO THE MOTHER-FUCKING BALLS! -- Bruce

What a fucking dickweed. -- Timothy

Timothy ignites the screen in this runaway smash hit that holds you on the edge of your seat before blasting you out of it. Timothy stars as Timothy, a secret agent framed for the deaths of his espionage team. Fleeing from government assassins, breaking into the CIA's most impenetrable vault, clinging to the roof of a speeding bullet train, he races like a burning fuse to stay one step ahead of his pursuers...and draw one step closer to discovering the shocking truth: that Timothy is A THRILL MACHINE THAT JUST WON'T QUIT! -- Tom

Two thumbs way up! -- Ebert & Roeper

Just in case you couldn't tell from the self-summary, I want to be a film maker in all aspects: Writing, directing, editing, score composition and acting, but not so much that last one. Currently I'm trying to recover from my money exploding... and not in the good way.

What kind of category is this? I'm really good at a lot of things. I don't want to sound cocky, but where is the limit? Do I set my own bar for "really good"?

I love watching movies and playing video games. I love learning about psychology and religion. I really like to write music as well, mostly orchestral stuff, but due to limitations, I usually just write techno.

I am absolutely thrilled to be involved in any type of philosophical discussion. Unless my opponent is a closed-minded bigot.

The luminescent glow I have due to being exposed to a toxic waste spill as a child...

Favorite books: Can't really say. I never learned to read. But really, I have such a short attention span that unless interesting things are continually happening, I'm gone into my own world. This is a truth which has lead me to be unable to read a lot of things. I like writing that's to the point, not wordy. Palahniuk. Hemingway. Poe... Generally I don't really read though. However, to contrast...

Favorite movies: Seriously? Do you really want to sit here reading a colossal list of movies for ten minutes, trying to find ones that you like, too? It would be faster to just ask. I like to think that I haven't ever seen a movie that I didn't like or grow to like. But after reading that, if you still have to ask, then here are a few: Leon the Professional, The Dark Knight, Memento, Unbreakable, No Country for Old Men, and just to get the obligatory Tarantino in there, Reservoir Dogs.

Favorite music: Anything where the musicians can keep a tempo. More specifically: Gogol Bordello, METRIC, They Might Be Giants, Gnarles Barkley, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, Reel Big Fish, The Hives, The Killers, CAKE, and pretty much any 90's hip-hop. I will listen to pretty much anything though.

Favorite food: Nails, scrap metal, and dragon rolls.

Air.
Water.
Shelter.
Food.
Candy.
and BULLETS. Not guns though, just bullets.

What I'm going to do and how I'll do it.

Probably watching a movie or playing video games.

I don't know. I already feel pretty exposed after those testimonials from my friends. They really reach into the heart of everything I am. But if I must admit something more private, here goes:

_{I fight dinosaurs.}

Actually, how about this? When I'm alone I still run around like a little boy, fighting invisible bad guys, playing all the parts, pretending to be punching/punched, shooting/shot and creating my own sound effects with my voice. However these scenes are usually enactments of what is going to happen in my movies.

You are fucking awesome.