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30 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Mar 14
- 5′ 11″ (1.81m)
- Body Type
- Other, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
Taking the blame
Taking your food
Taking a walk
Taking your breath away
Taking my time with you
Taking what I want
Giving sage advice
Giving a shit
Giving you my hand when we take that walk
Giving you my attention when you absolutely need it
Giving you hea- ...ummmm, never mind.
Oh, I'm also really good at running a theme into the ground.
Jokes that induce groans are my favorite, but all are situation specific and usually play off something you've said, so don't ask me for one. I'm not a jester or a monkey. ...Unless you are royalty or have peanuts.
-GPS (I have a HORRIBLE sense of direction)(update: I'm actually getting better)(update: I'm actually not)
-REALLY amazing food
-Being outside/by myself as much as possible.
-REALLY amazing music(listening or creating, any experience is a good one)
-Human relationship dynamics/interactions
-Whether or not I am giving people enough credit/the benefit of the doubt
-Whether or not I am giving myself enough credit
-How to stop caring so much about other people's opinions. At the end of the day the only person left is you.
-How to make things taste better(Sometimes I think I like food and animals more than I like people and sex. With that said, I will not be having sex with either animals or food, don't worry.)
-How others sabotage themselves in their quest towards happiness, and how to be self aware enough to recognize and tweak those habitual triggers with in myself.
Removing myself from the equation
Inserting myself into others(equations, not people. Well, what happens happens)
Finding my friends, whether they are known to me already or not.
Generally being thankful for getting through another week alive, intact, and happy.
This is not private, but if you want to pretend to meet in real life, I go to Smorgasburg every Saturday. Catch me if you can!
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–40
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
You want someone to have fun with
You like to eat
You are amazing at photography (or only ok but can learn with me)
You are beautiful
You are not beautiful
You have tattoos
You hold any of the answers to my Thinking About section.
You have a piece of art you want to donate to me. You don't have to live near Greenpoint. Will travel for free art. Well, for free anything, except punches in the face and kicks to the balls. Or vice versa. But the kick to the face I'll be really impressed with.
Ps, there is an unspoken "or" between all of these. This isn't so much a criteria to live up to as it is just a list of motivators, really.
This profile is nowhere near a summation of who I am or even what I'm into. As I'm sure yours isn't either. So if you like what you see or read, send me a message, and we'll meet up and go for a walk in the park or get ice cream or go listen to some tunes or something relaxed, and ACTUALLY get to know each other. And please don't wait for me to message you. Chivalry isn't dead, and I will express my interests, but I also really like when a woman knows what they want, and goes after it. I will do the same in regards to you, especially if you are so bold and brazen.
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