30 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a born and bred NYC boy who went to private school in New England and college in the South (Go Heels). Who doesn't want to see how that turned out?
Oh, and I'm an INTP. I see myself as a Tina Fey meets Kanye.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing my dream working in a production company by day, paying my bills bartending at night. Spending the rest of the time hoping I get a super power. I'd make a great Avenger.
I’m really good at
Trivia. Battle rapping. Making myself seem more athletic than I actually am. Going through the turnstile on one swipe. Helping people move.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Frasier. Game of Thrones. House of Cards. The Simpsons. Key and Peele. Inside Amy Schumer. SNL. Mad Men. Friday Night Lights.

Kid Cudi. Childish Gambino. Bad Rabbits. Wiz. Yeezy. Hov. D'angelo. Taylor Swift. Love Taylor Swift.

The Great Gatsby. A Separate Peace. Sweet Bird of Youth. The Art of Fielding. Lolita. Friday Night Lights. Blankets. Game of Thrones again.

Apparently I'm the Millenial male version of a Basic Bitch.
The six things I could never do without
1) Same thing that's number 1 one everybody's list.
2) My dog. Or any dogs. Ideally, I go out under a pile of puppies.
3) Books. Fiction, nonfiction, biography, sociology, politics, history, comics. I still have college text books I kept. Love 'em.
4) Running. Usually when I feel freest during my day. Unless it's hot. Then that just sucks.
5) Food. Why would anyone do drugs when they can just eat cheese? Only half serious about that.
6) Humor. I would watch 'Bridesmaids' before 'Citizen Kane' every single time. I would marry Amy Schumer in a heartbeat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably Bartending. Come visit me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe I already admitted my love of Taylor Swift.

Also George R.R. Martin can make me violently mad. I swear he's trolling all of us.
You should message me if
If you're the type of lady that would go to Comicon with me, that's basically a million points right there.