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28 M Broad Ripple, IN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:23am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
ways that I am like Tim Tebow: I'm a great guy and a terrible Quarterback
Ways that I am not like Tim Tebow: I have a job.
the only conspiracy theory I believe in is R+L=J
What I’m doing with my life
I'm waiting for my real life to begin.
In the meantime I'm selling great food and slinging cocktails.
I’m really good at
making faces at infants
Making it weird
lame jokes to captive audiences
obscure trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
my glasses or my beard...well now it's a moustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: Neil Gaiman, George RR Martin, Douglas Adams, Bernard Cornwell, Rory Stewart, The Last Campaign by Thurston Clarke, Historical Biographies,

Movies: Memento, No Country for Old Men, Men with Brooms, Airplane!, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future Series, Inside Man, Falling Down,

Music: Indie rock, Band of Horses, Kids these days, Explosions in the Sky, Mumford and Sons, Old Crow Medicine Show, Walk the Moon, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

TV: Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Wilfred, The League, Justified, The Wire, West Wing, Girls, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Top Gear, New Girl, QI, Homeland, The Newsroom, Parks and Recreation

I'm a little bit of a foodie, I love working in restaurants b.c I love good food, I also like cooking myself.
The six things I could never do without
podcasts are is boring.
my laptop
my kindle
my family
On a typical Friday night I am
working hard. My weekends tend to be early in the week (Mondays and Tuesdays)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
it is my firmly held belief that tater tots cause chicken pox.
FACT: I had tater tots for lunch once in preschool
FACT: I also got chicken pox when I was in preschool
FACT: I have abstained from tater tots since then
FACT: I have never had chicken pox again
ERGO: Tater tots cause chicken pox
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a sapiosexual,
None of your profile pics are of you in your car or self shots where the only light is from your computer
You want to go on adventures.
You should not message me if: you are a buckeyes fan, your favorite beer is bud light, you support a flat tax.