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KILLERWAVES

32 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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FUCK YOU BITCH

INSTAGRAM: SPARKLEDARKLY

ARTIST// HEALER//
VEGAN//TAXIDERMIST
SUBGENIUS//GODFREE
TATTOOIST//GARDENER
VIRGOAN//MINDWINDER
EXTRANORMAL//DEITY
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TURNING INSIDE OUT
EXERCISING EQUANIMITY
PURPOSE SEARCHING
DRAWING DELIRIOUSLY
COMPULSIVE CLIMBING
CONSTRUCTING COMPLEX POLYHEDRA
QUIRK COLLECTING
PERPETUALLY PONDERING
WOEFULLY WANDERING
MOOD MODIFYING
HAILING SATAN
WOMAN WORSHIPPING
SYNTHESIZER SEDUCTION
SAD SLOW DANCE JAMS
BEING UPSIDE DOWN
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
EVERYTHING
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
PEOPLE OFTEN NOTICE RIGHT AWAY THAT I AM NOT HUMAN.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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NONFICTION//
OLDER MOVIES//
CARTOONS//
R KELLY, ELECTRIC WIZARD, RIFFRAFF, GRAVES AT SEA, YHETI, BRIAN ENO, APHEX TWIN, BJORK//
VEGAN ORGANIC MACROBIOTIC, HOT PEPPERS, LEMONS
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I NEED NOTHING
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
HOLY FUCK I STEER THE MULTIVERSE
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
PLAYING KEYBOARD WITH ONE HAND AND MASTURBATING WITH THE OTHER
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I LIKE TO WEAR MAKEUP LIKE A CARTOON HOOKER AND PUT ON A TRAMPY DRESS.

I'M READING YOUR PROFILE IN REVERSE

IM A GRANDMA

I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET YOU UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING COOL
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EXPAND MY FUCKING MIND