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27 M Bellingham, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATED August 24, 2014 (almost perfect...)

Basically, life chewed me up and spit me out. Now I'm broken.
Even my own body wants to kill me, the no-good traitor.

I'm looking for the only other human being that I will be spending time with for the rest of my life. Yeah, I'm not too interested in people. I'm especially NOT interested in loud, energetic, charismatic, fun loving, excitable party girls who love to laugh and travel.

I'm patient and kind. Cheerful and mellow.
I'm self-denying and self-sacrificing. Slightly playful.
All of my non-perishable possessions could fit snugly in a closet.
I'm in the York neighborhood.

Think of me as an outdoor cat. Quiet (meow). I can feed myself. Mostly solitary. Usually napping. I'll bring you dead mice and birds.
I can pay up to $400 rent (half).

I prefer skinny girls. Intelligence, a serious attitude, affection, openness, and confident decisiveness really turns me on.
Makeup and fancy clothes are nice, but irrelevant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dealing with major depression, social anxiety, and total apathy.

Practicing being one with The Void, emptiness, nothingness, the beginning and the end of all things, infinity, inner peace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being an insensitive jerk.
Intuitive connection with technology.
Avoiding strangers like the plague.
Not turning to stare as the hottest chick in the world goes by.
Wearing a fake smile, sometimes grinning at people.
Not conforming to or sharing societal norms and ideals.
Understanding. Trust me, I understand.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, so I won't.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me I seem shy, but friendly. I smile a lot. People tell me I seem very intelligent. I will gladly discuss your favorite esoteric subject with you endlessly.

People never tell me I seem tired, I'm always tired.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, movies, shows - fantasy, action, sci-fi. Naruto, Bleach.
Music, classical, smooth jazz, elevator music.
Sudoku Puzzles (Evil 8-15 mins)

I wish I didn't have to eat at all!
Breakfast:chips, Lunch:yogurt+flax, Dinner:protein shake.
I snack for extra calories so I can stay above the 1100 minimum.

To get fit, walk at a brisk but not tiring pace every day for 30 minutes. Consume 15-30 grams of protein about 2 hours before working out, and drink a tall glass of water 15-30 minutes before exercise. This reduces the chance of daytime tiredness, muscle pain, fatigue, cramping, and next-day soreness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Modern medicine. I would die a slow painful death without it.
2) Someone to make decisions with. I have no opinion on most things.
3) Somewhere quiet and safe.
4) My sight. I'm mostly visual.
5) Disinfectant. For minor cuts and scrapes.
6) Water, protein, fiber, other stuff...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I used to think about a lot of stuff.
Now I mostly only care about finding someone.
I'm obsessive and only obsessive.
I only think about what I'm obsessed with.
Google says obsessing over relationships is unhealthy.
I've obsessed about relationships since I was two.
Never had one though, too busy being destroyed by life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my computer.
Taking a walk.
Exercises in bed.
Same as every day/night.
Being too sickly to work is no picnic. I'd gladly trade lives with someone who was healthy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I forget strangers easily, especially names.
I'm the type of guy who has to be pursued, and that's okay.
You need to be more tolerant of people who have different lifestyle choices from yours. :P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please be sober and a non-smoker.
If you don't send me a message, I probably won't send you one!
If you want to discuss relationship stuff.
If you want to meet.

I bet you're too afraid to send me a message. Just pretend we already know each other.