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26 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:42pm
Native American, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and very serious about it
Aries, and it matters a lot
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's get real - Games are no longer a go for me. This one here had been waiting too long for something real and nothing more. If you are sick of the bull, get @ me.

I'm mostly happy with life. Couldn't be happier, only I'd like to share my happiness with someone who'd like to share theirs as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting by with the help of family, friends, and others, while at the same time, feeling alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
FROM WHAT I WAS TOLD, I'm not bad at massages. Making beats for rap music, vocals besides rap, making people laugh, being a klutzy person, swimming across lakes. I did that one time! In snake-infested water.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Does anyone really notice my one blue eye with orange, and my one green eye with the orange?

Sorta shy around a group... unless it's around a group of people into the same things I enjoy.... or if it's around Juggalos and Juggalettes.

I'm mostly a nice guy, and I have an odd sense of humor. The slightly weirdest noise makes me nearly break my ribs laughing.

People also notice I'm polite - but that's just the nature of myself to be that way.

I don't dress like everyone else does. Tripp pants on occasions, always wearing PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS gear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Horror. The Evil Dead movies, Army Of Darkness, From Dusk Til Dawn, John Carpenter's Vampires, Stephen King's IT, so many more.

Action: Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Anything that can make me laugh: Mrs. Doubtfire is the only thing I can list at the moment.

Music: Don't judge. It's not that awful of music- Horrorcore Rap. Underground rap and heavy metal are mostly what I'm into. I can listen to a variety of Metal and heavy music.

Some Techno, some Trance, and meditation music (which I can meditate to).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Driver's License
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding someone who is like me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, or sometimes, I go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would love a stoner who is also an occasional drinker.

I have Psychosis Depression, and would want to meet someone who possibly has the same thing and is medicated for it as well as me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
....Something tells you that you should. Listen to what your heart has to say.

...You choose to live in a dark room with blacklight colors, posters, and florescent paint. choose not to judge Juggalos, or judge by someone's taste in music.

Also message me if you are an April 1st Aries born on that exact day and are a 1988er, like me!!