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32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:07pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
I've been everywhere, and have come to find one truth: there are few places better than Portland, and no season better than Portland summertime.

It's the salad days, folks. Enjoy!
What I’m doing with my life
Working a ton, spending time with my girlfriend, and hunting unicorns.
I’m really good at
Killing spiders, getting up early, sleeping late, and telling stories that make Oscar Wilde seem dry and Anais Nin seem like a prude. And being sarcastic as fuck.

I'll compete favorably in all bar games: Pool? Darts? Ping pong? Beirut? Giant Jenga? Corn hole? Pub quiz? Bring it.

I used to be really good at skiing, snowboarding, and tennis. I still enjoy them, but "good" is pretty relative.

I also build a really solid campfire.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Though occasionally it's my glasses (if you're superficial.) Unless you're standing behind me, in which case it's probably my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Stranger, On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, Know it All, A People's History of the United States, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Slaughterhouse-Five, Brave New World, Big Sur, Breakfast of Champions, Naked Lunch.

Movies: Royal Tennenbaums, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Big Lebowski, Reality Bites, City of God, Annie Hall, Meaning of Life, Brazil, Thin Man, Manhattan, Buffalo 66, Dr. Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, City of Lost Children, Baraka, 8 1/2, Rushmore, Mutual Appreciation, Awesome I Fucking Shot That, Last Waltz, Pulp Fiction, Downtown 81, Koyaanisqatsi, Usual Suspects, Great Expectations.

Shows: Arrested Development, The Wire, OITNB, News Hour, Twin Peaks, Jeopardy, Northern Exposure, SNL, Louie, Sports Center, Seinfeld, Cheers, Better Off Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fishing With John, West Wing, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Archer.

Music: Prince, Stevie Wonder, Damien Jurado, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, Avett Brothers, Dismemberment Plan, Cars, David Bowie, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Wu Tang Clan, Beastie Boys, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Gang Starr, Black Star, (all the stars,) DJ Shadow, RJD2, Dead Prez, Radiohead, Ryan Adams, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Bob Dylan, The Band, Grateful Dead, Beatles, Big Head Todd, Tears for Fears, REM, Phish, Atmosphere, Modest Mouse, Evan Dando, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Dr. Dre, Portishead, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, The Samples.

Food: KC style BBQ ribs, Pok Pok wings, unagi sushi, Morningstar breakfast sausage patties, misir wat and injera, fried chicken, almost any type of cheese whatsoever, crawfish, crab, and whatever's new and intriguing at the local food carts.
The six things I could never do without
After lots of vagabond travel and many moves all around the world, I've come to realize that I can live without most things. But if I have to pick six indespensable things, I'll take:

Live music,
A really comfy sweatshirt,
A delicious restaurant,
A neighborhood dive bar,
Great sex, and
Freshly brewed black coffee.

(Not in that order. Usually.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work. The weekend. Vacation. Sex. Buying a boat. Getting to the mountain. Grilled cheese sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting up with friends or a date for happy hour, dinner, and/or a night out and about. Concerts. Blazers games. Living room dance parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask and I'll tell you. I'm not much into holding back.

Or just read my Questions. Those got pretty private. (And perhaps they should have stayed that way?)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...if you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

Actually, I dislike piña coladas and prefer whiskey. Or wine. Or beer. Or tequila. Or anything that's not rum, I suppose.