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33 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:49pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hanging out, dating, love, friendship, sex, relationships, etc -- it all gets a bit twisted sometimes. But that's precisely what keeps it fresh and exciting. Getting all twisted is often a pretty damn good time.

Ultimately, I'm looking for a partner, hoping to find Ms. Right. More typically I seem to be finding Ms. Right Now -- which isn't necessarily a bad thing, it all just depends on the connection and potential we might have, and the timing. Short term or long term, friends or lovers, there's a lot of possibility out there...

Let's Go Crazy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days working as a lawyer downtown, and evenings out and about with friends at happy hour, dinner, concerts, Blazers games, city parks, telling stories, listening to stories, record shopping, BBQs, campfires, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being kind, exhibiting generosity, waking up early, sleeping in late, laughing, telling stories that make Oscar Wilde seem dry and Anais Nin seem like a prude, and being sarcastic as fuck.

I'll kick ass in bar games: Pool? Darts? Ping pong? Beirut? Giant Jenga? Corn hole? Pub quiz? Skee Ball? Buck hunter? Bring it.

Skiing, snowboarding, and tennis.

I also build a great campfire, though lately it's only in my living room fireplace.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes -- they're pretty intense, and change shades of green and blue regularly.

Though occasionally people just notice my glasses, I suppose.

Unless you're standing behind me, in which case it's probably my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Prince, Wu-Tang, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Kool Keith, Wilco, REM, Damien Jurado, FKA Twigs, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, Avett Brothers, Death Grips, Dismemberment Plan, Cars, David Bowie, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Beastie Boys, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Gang Starr, Black Star, DJ Shadow, RJD2, Dead Prez, Radiohead, Ryan Adams, My Morning Jacket, The Band, Grateful Dead, Steely Dan, Beatles, Big Head Todd, Tears for Fears, Phish, Sam Cooke, Atmosphere, Modest Mouse, Evan Dando, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Dr. Dre, Portishead, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, The Samples, Uncle Tupelo, Weezer, Outkast, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Handsome Boy Modeling School, too damn many...

KC-style ribs, Pok Pok wings, unagi sushi, Morningstar breakfast sausage patties, misir wat and injera, fried chicken, crawfish, crab, grilled cheese and tomato soup, whatever's new and intriguing at the local food carts, BBQ of almost any kind, and any variety of cheese whatsoever.

The Stranger, On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, Know it All, A People's History of the United States, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Slaughterhouse-Five, Brave New World, Big Sur, Breakfast of Champions, Naked Lunch.

Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Big Lebowski, Reality Bites, City of God, Annie Hall, Meaning of Life, Royal Tennanbaums, Brazil, Thin Man, Manhattan, Buffalo 66, Dr. Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, City of Lost Children, Baraka, 8 1/2, Rushmore, Mutual Appreciation, Awesome I Fucking Shot That, Last Waltz, Pulp Fiction, Downtown 81, Koyaanisqatsi, Usual Suspects, Great Expectations, Grosse Point Blank, Shut Up and Play the Hits.

Jeopardy, Rachel Maddow, Arrested Development, The Wire, News Hour, Twin Peaks, The League, Northern Exposure, SNL, Louie, Sports Center, Seinfeld, Cheers, Better Off Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fishing With John, West Wing, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Archer, Orange is the New Black, New Girl, Maron, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After lots of vagabond travel and many moves all around the world, I've come to realize that I can live without most things. But if I have to pick six indespensable things, I'll take:

Live music,
A really comfy sweatshirt or hoodie,
A delicious restaurant,
A neighborhood bar,
Great sex, and
Freshly brewed black coffee.

(Not necessarily in that order. But that order does seem to work well enough.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Weekends. Vacation. Sex. Buying a boat. Happy hour. Getting to the mountain. Grilled cheese sandwiches. My niece. Getting the band back together. Starting a new band. How stupid online dating is. How incredible online dating can be. And, how to tell the difference.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are few typical Friday nights, especially in the summer. But concerts, Blazers games, and living room dance parties are not uncommon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I cannot decide how to select an appropriate option in the "what I'm looking for" thing, below. None of the options encapsulate the range of awesome folks out there I'd want to meet. Except for "Everybody," obviously, but that shit's crazy...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If ... you're a fun, progressive, feminist, queer, funny person who wants to hang out and have a nice time, whatever the context.

Just don't be flaky. That's the worst. Chatting online is a bit of a necessary evil, but I'm not trying to waste my time or yours. Online "dating" isn't what I want to be doing with my time.

Also, recently I've been hit up with a barrage of "hey, pay for a cab and I'll come meet you for a drink" or "give me some money for drugs and we'll party." I mean, are you fucking serious? Don't waste my inbox space.