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33 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Hanging out, dating, love, friendship, sex, relationships, etc -- it all gets a bit twisted sometimes. But that's precisely what keeps it fresh and exciting. Getting all twisted is rarely a bad thing...

Let's Go Crazy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days working as a lawyer downtown, and evenings out and about with friends at happy hour, dinner, concerts, Blazers games, city parks, telling stories, listening to stories, record shopping, BBQs, campfires, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being kind, exhibiting generosity, waking up early, sleeping in late, laughing, telling stories that make Oscar Wilde seem dry and Anais Nin seem like a prude, and being sarcastic as fuck.

I'll kick ass in bar games: Pool? Darts? Ping pong? Beirut? Giant Jenga? Corn hole? Pub quiz? Skee Ball? Buck hunter? Bring it

Skiing, snowboarding, and tennis.

I also build a great campfire, though lately it's only in my living room fireplace.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes -- they're pretty intense, and change shades of green and blue regularly.

Though occasionally people just notice my glasses, I suppose.

Unless you're standing behind me, in which case it's probably my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Prince, Wu-Tang, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Wilco, REM, Damien Jurado, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, Avett Brothers, Dismemberment Plan, Cars, David Bowie, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Beastie Boys, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Gang Starr, Black Star, DJ Shadow, RJD2, Dead Prez, Radiohead, Ryan Adams, My Morning Jacket, The Band, Grateful Dead, Steely Dan, Beatles, Big Head Todd, Tears for Fears, Phish, Sam Cooke, Atmosphere, Modest Mouse, Evan Dando, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Dr. Dre, Portishead, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, The Samples, Uncle Tupelo, Weezer, Kool Keith, Outkast, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Handsome Boy Modeling School.

KC-style ribs, Pok Pok wings, unagi sushi, Morningstar breakfast sausage patties, misir wat and injera, fried chicken, crawfish, crab, whatever's new and intriguing at the local food carts, BBQ of almost any kind, and almost any variety of cheese whatsoever.

The Stranger, On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, Know it All, A People's History of the United States, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Slaughterhouse-Five, Brave New World, Big Sur, Breakfast of Champions, Naked Lunch.

Royal Tennenbaums, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Big Lebowski, Reality Bites, City of God, Annie Hall, Meaning of Life, Brazil, Thin Man, Manhattan, Buffalo 66, Dr. Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, City of Lost Children, Baraka, 8 1/2, Rushmore, Mutual Appreciation, Awesome I Fucking Shot That, Last Waltz, Pulp Fiction, Downtown 81, Koyaanisqatsi, Usual Suspects, Great Expectations, Grosse Point Blank,

Jeopardy, Rachel Maddow, Arrested Development, The Wire, News Hour, Twin Peaks, The League, Northern Exposure, SNL, Louie, Sports Center, Seinfeld, Cheers, Better Off Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fishing With John, West Wing, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Archer, Orange is the New Black, New Girl, Maron, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After lots of vagabond travel and many moves all around the world, I've come to realize that I can live without most things. But if I have to pick six indespensable things, I'll take:

Live music,
A really comfy sweatshirt or hoodie,
A delicious restaurant,
A neighborhood bar,
Great sex, and
Freshly brewed black coffee.

(Not in that order. Usually.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Weekends. Vacation. Sex. Buying a boat. Happy hour. Getting to the mountain. Grilled cheese sandwiches. My niece. Getting the band back together. Starting a new band. How stupid online dating is. How incredible online dating can be. And, how to tell the difference.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are few typical Friday nights, especially in the summer. But concerts, Blazers games, and living room dance parties are not uncommon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I cannot decide how to select an appropriate option in the "what I'm looking for" thing, below. None of the options encapsulate the range of awesome folks out there I'd want to meet. Except for "Everybody," obviously, but that shit's crazy...
You should message me if
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If ... you're a progressive, feminist, queer, fun, funny person who wants to hang out and have a nice time, whatever the context.

Or ... If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

(Actually, I dislike piña coladas. I prefer whiskey. Or wine. Or beer. Or tequila. Or even just water, actually -- anything that's not rum.)

(But I *am* all-in on the perpetual Portland rain. If only it could be purple and always accompanied by a Prince serenade.)

Just don't be flaky. That's the worst. Chatting online is a bit of a necessary evil, but I'm not trying to waste my time or yours.

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