I MISSED YOU, Minnesota!
I am friendly, kind, hyper-intelligent, downright hilarious, fun to be around, great at parties, generally entertaining, loud, inappropriate, and obviously modest. OK, not modest, but I am INSANELY honest. I have a bit of an ego, but it's fair because I am really quite rockin'. In many ways. I'm a raconteur, a rake, and a scoundrel.
I also have bad qualities! But we will not discuss those here because it is not the time nor the place. Feel free to ask, however! I am TOTALLY OPEN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALWAYS. Often to a fault. I'll answer anything.
I'm a colossal nerd. I enjoy the nerdy pursuits, but I also have GREAT social skills. I'm like the Fonz, if he had at some point gotten into D&D.
I live my life exactly how I want to every single day.
I love kitties, ducks, old music, History, Science, dinosaurs, food, women, comfort, convenience, and adventure. I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE.
I hate misspelled words, improper grammar, Nazis, math, clubbing, clubbing baby seals, pretentious folk, and your favorite band. I HAVE SO MUCH HATE.
I'm motivated almost exclusively by love, sex, food, and entertaining myself, in whatever way I feel like at the time.
I am an indoor cat.
I'm downright sweet to people I like, and I prefer the company of women to men.
My name is Kearney, and I fucking rule.
But how are you?