What I'm saying is...it's fake.
If we met on the street, in a park, or wherever, you would not have a handy dandy fact sheet about me before we talked. I'd either have a nice conversation with you and ask you out, or I wouldn't. And you'd either say yes if you wanted to learn about the things that would be on my fact sheet, or you'd say no and we'd move on with our lives.
I am not a fact sheet. Thus, I am not going to write you one.
So if I message you, and you'd like to message back, can we skip the formalities please and just meet like normal human beings? Same thing goes for if you message me and I want to message you back.
Thanks Internet. This can be a lot easier.