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We're Tom (Commander_
)and Katie (exploant7
We have a penis and a vagina and we would like to use them on you.
We're looking for foursomes and threesomes with awesome couples and
If you want to play strip Settlers of Catan with us and a fun, sexy
friend of yours, the likelihood of us responding just skyrocketed
:) But it doesn't stop at Settlers! We like all sorts of boardgames
and like trying out new ones.
Look at our separate profiles here if you want to get to know us
What I’m doing with my life
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We spend most of our time togetherCuddling
with our dog Bentley and
arguing who loves him more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sticking penises in vaginas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That we are also another person. For some reason, OKcupid hasn't
implemented accounts for more than one person yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tom is a decent cook which really just means he doesn't burn
anything on a regular basis. Katie is pretty content with it
Katie enjoys many sorts of books, especially ones in the magical
realism genre. One Hundred Years of Solitude is one of her
favorites. She does not like Virginia Woolf. Tom likes reading but
doesn't do enough of it. He really enjoys the Song of Ice and
Our shared music tastes intersect at The Decemberists, Neutral Milk
Hotel and The Mountain Goats. So a folk rock/indie sound. Beyond
that, you'll have to refer to our separate profiles.
Tom really likes Wall-E. Katie likes Tom enough to like Wall-E by
association. Tom is a Film and Animation major and really enjoys
all sorts of movies. Katie generally likes movies that aren't
longer that 90 minutes.
We enjoy watching Dexter together, but otherwise, we don't watch TV
much. If you likeAdventure Time
though, you should
message Tom with much enthusiasm :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bentley (The wimpiest dog ever :D)
2. Milkshakes. Chocolate Milkshakes.
3. Cuddles! It is always the saddest when there are no cuddles
4. Traveling. We have been traveling buddies. We've gone to Europe
and hitchhiked for three months together. We've also done a lot of
biking. Once we biked from Detroit to Rochester in 8 days. We hope
to do more traveling.
6. Each other <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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We have had nostril cyber sex.
You should message me if
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You want to have a foursome.
You want to have a threesome. And you have read our profile and
realized that we are a couple and not a very attractive looking,
two-headed bi female.
You want to play Settlers of Catan! You don't even have to play the
strip version...although, it is a lot of fun ;)
Or you want to say something cool and awesome. Or send us a nice
picture. Or ascii penis art. We greatly enjoy such messages.
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