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24 Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here are some things you should know about me:

> Honest/blunt
> Independent
> Laid back
> Family oriented
> Chivalrous
> Gym rat
> Very dry humor
> Sarcastic
> Huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Fan of the Arizona Diamondbacks and L.A. Lakers as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm going to Sacramento City College trying to improve my life after taking a 5 year hiatus. I'm thinking about going into the Personal Training field but haven't really decided on it yet.

But when I'm not at school, I'm working my ass off at my job.

Currently moved out to the Citrus Heights area, so if anyone knows this area that well, what is there to do around here?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and listening to others
The first things people usually notice about me
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How I'm not a twig anymore, if I want to sound cocky but usually women compliment me on my eyelashes. Lol...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Waiting..., Final Destination series, Crash, Red series, The Italian Job, Anchorman, (2nd Anchorman sucked, btw), Paranormal Activity series, Die Hard series, The Hangover series, The Expendables series, Fast and The Furious series, The Other Guys, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, The Running Man, Law Abidng Citizen, Ironman series, (And the 1st one is better than the last 2 put together, just saying), Dogma, Dude, Where's My Car?, Real Steel, Fight Club, Resevoir Dogs, the list keeps growing.

I practically listen to any type of music from metal to rock to country to rap, but my favorite band/artist is Matt and Kim, if you don't know who they are, shame on you.... But here are some of my other favorites bands/artists: Cage The Elephant, Rise Against, Rammstein, Doo Fighters, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, The Black Keys, Primus, In This Moment, Nine Inch Nails, Frank Sinatra, Weezer, Eminem, some of Dean Martin's stuff.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, which I believe 90% of the people on here have these listed under their "Favorite Shows" section. Here are some other shows: Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Blue Mountain State, Manswers, Futurama, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Archer, Family Guy, American Dad, King Of The Hill, Chappelle's Show, American Horror Story, 1000 Ways To Die, The League, Ghost Adventures (sometimes), South Park (sometimes) and Ghost Hunters.

And cheeseburgers are my favorite food. With bean burritos, breakfast burritos, (just found out about chorizo, so effing good), and cheese quesadillas not far behind. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is probably one of the stupidest sections in this whole profile making process... So I'm not gonna put air/food/water on this list, because those are technically given since we as humans can't survive without them. So here's my list in order with an explanation after it:
1) Money- Let's be honest with one another, you need money to do anything nowadays, right??
2) Gym- Yup, I'm one of those guys...
3) Music- No need for an explanation.
4) My computer- Couldn't check latest news without it.
5) My car- I hate public transportation and I would rather walk 10 miles to work than ride a bus..... Does this make me a douche bag for saying that??
6) You. :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
> Why people enjoy shows like "Jersey Shore" or "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"... I really don't get it... Can someone explain why they like it?
> I don't really think about this one all of the time but I find it to be quite interesting how most of the people on here are Scorpios or Leos. Lol.
> Why I got a Ford Fusion instead of a Mustang. Lol.....
> How cool it would be if there was a time machine where you can go back in time and see performances from artist/bands such as Garth Brooks, Led Zepplin, the Rat Pack, and the list could go on.
> While we're on the topic of music, why is the music absolute crap nowadays?
> Why people believe that they need some form of caffeinated product to function, it's really sad how people have become dependent on this drug.
> Why people put super nice rims on beaters/run down cars...
> How crappy Sacramento/Carmichael is...
> Who comes up with those CORNY infomercials.
> What's to eat for the two most important meal of the day, breakfast and dinner, lunch not so important...
> Why people realized that YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE after Drake made a song about it.... I mean, are the kids today THAT stupid??
> How crappy people are at driving... Seriously, if there's a driver in the right lane going 25 MPH and you're going 25 MPH in the left lane, why can't you get in the right lane and let the 200,000 cars behind you pass?
> Why the government allows 18-24 year olds to do Jury Duty? Jury Duty should be for people who are 50 years and older. I mean, why put someone's life into the hands of a person who hasn't even started their life? Seems stupid to me....
> How Okcupid comes up with these personality traits... It makes me seem like a total douche-bag, I mean "Less Trusting", "Less Compassionate", "Less Pure", and "Less Conventionally Moral".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
> At the gym, trying to improve myself that way I can change my body type from fit to athletic!
> Watching movies
> Relaxing at home with a tall glass of rum and coke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I come on here just to talk to different women. Nothing usually comes of these conversations because I tend to stay away from getting into relationships since I really enjoy being single... BUT if you show me that you aren't like all the other dull and self-centered women on here, I may make time for you in my life.
You should message me if
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Aren't guys supposed to initiate contact first? Well if you find me to be cute or you're interested, you can always send me a message.

If nothing interests you, I hope you enjoyed reading my long ass profile and good luck finding someone. :D